Oh...my...fucking...flying...farting...Buddha...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahahaaaaaa....
Oh, fucking hell, I heard about this hoax when it first happened, Opie&Anthony were laughing their asses off over it...I couldn't believe ANYONE would think it was real, but apparently right after the whole thing started, they had a rash of idiots showing up half dead in emergency rooms after dipping from leeching beds and getting hydrogen sulfide poisoning...
I can't help but think that someone in the Collier County Sherriff's Dept said "Watch this shit" at some point...
BTW, the best part of the whole thing...the picture's in the Sherriff's Dept thing are obviously of a Yoo-Hoo bottle...http://www.mos95b.com/Smileys/smilielol.gif