Science Abuse

removed the abs computer today, didn't even think about it. Don't want ABS, figured it would just make the ABS not work. Why would it work for 5 mi, then suddenly not? Long story short, I'm looking to run the brakes without it. Bypasses? Alternatives? I'm thinking of a decent race system.

My woman has a cunt, I enjoy it very much.

here's a picture of what I have, notice theres no large balck UFO...? http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/95/a7/6372_1.JPG There's something else, not pictured, its a black spherical thing with an allen nut on top. It warns of brake pressure and injury.

I did get braking pressure, but only with about 300lb of pushing. I'm honestly not that savvy with these brakes, thus the post. I could go check for vacume lines. It was driving fine, then suddenly when pulling up to a stop light rock hard. I may or may not have heard a pop, the car is so loud regardless, I can't be sure.

Brake booster? That was kinda scary, Good thing I didn't go to Trails today. What else could it be?

Rolf was gettin his....ewww, it aint easy being green.

Oil is a thick, dark, icky fluid. I figured it was Angel menstruation.

Dr. Rick; you car runs on gas...where does it come from?

The rumors about that car were hilarious. One I remember: "It has a turbo off of a tug boat!"

We're still allowed to "ride white horse", right? Cuz it means PARTY!

+11 It's also hooters adjacent, if we'd need to expand or move.

And if the real Lee Howie were there, he'd destroy Z06's with bolts of fire from his eyes and lightning from his arse!

I wouldn't do that, Ben. I heard IPS gives you cancer, I heard it on the internets!

I'll be out later, with a cat of some sort.

Yes, but I prefer no carpet.

Solid Works? If so I need a pirated copy.

Yeah, but you've got a Gundam and a redhead carnival chick.

I'm 6', and I also have 8 inches on demand. Also, I said 6'ish.

Willing to fudge some paperwork to make it say "sold for $100" ? http://24hoursoflemons.com/index.html

OMG teh agree'zor! I've made this point before, though I word it as: It's a book of stories with points, not fact. Every stories value comes from its point, not it's factual content. The point of writing about Jesus and the nets isn't that "OMFG TEH JEEZUS KICKS IT ON WATER HE IS SO BADASS!!", the point is that he went out of his way to help people when it benifitted him in no way. In that respect, it is a great book. But it seems these days that people quote it for hate more than aything else. Afterall, in the bible it says "god hates fags" some where....right? Remember the part in the Bible where it said interracial marriage is a sin?...no?...Are you sure? It must have been in there, because it used to be a law here in the US, and some christian schools still forbid interracial dating. I wonder if the person who penned that happened to be a dude in a position of power, perhaps a law maker of some kind? lol

Exactly, the bible did not, but the widespread beleif at the time is that it did because of who interpreted it for everyone. At the time of the crusades, it was easy to convince the world that killing muslims was gods will, they couldn't read. The example shows how willing and able those who controled the information were to manipulate and misrepresent it. To think that this didn't go on during the writing of the bible is just naive. Re-mistranslations. My books aint here, and I dont have time to dive all the way into that. Do research, it aint hard. Off the top of my head, since it's kind of an important one: The Mother of Christ according to the New Testament. While it is known that the bible never mentions her being a virgin (mistranslation from the hebrew, the word is "young" and differs by a letter) this fact is often disregarded by Christianity as a whole. The scripture says almah, the word for virgin is betulah. The words written in Hebrew are very similar. It could even be argured that this wasn't a deliberate mistranslation, because all of the works were hand written, and a young monk in dim light may have mistaken ancient handwriting.

I wonder what his pelt would fetch on the open market?

+1, hail Satan for bringing this idea here. Ben, looks like you need to write a bill, better get on that.

And Latin is one of mine. It's funny, the only people who don't think the KJV is flawed are the ones who have it on their shelves. Killjoy posted a great link, have at that for a bit. The Bible is not an historical document, it is a political one. That is why so much was left out when it was first written. It was designed to sway men and keep christendom in line. No killing, unless it's in the name of god. I.E. The crusades No faggery, we need you impregnating women with lil christians No birth control (see no faggery) No jerking off (see no faggery) King Jimmy thought he could best keep the masses by giving them a version in English. This gave him a bit of sway over contents. It's full of simple mistranslations that can distort the meaning of some passages. It has been pointed out that some of these may have been deliberate.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!1!!1 Are you kidding? If you mean that "no one has ever invented a time machine and gone back to observe a mistake", then yeah. lol Genesis, wrong, totally, utterly. We have recorded history that dates back further then the Bible says the earth is old. (that was a tough sentence, I hope it came out right) The sky is not an ocean, we've been there. The universe does not revolve around Earth, we've observed it. Evolution does happen, we've observed it withing our recorded history. The Autors couldn;t even get their own translations right. Then you have the King James version, a deliberately mistranslated version. It was not written over 1800 years, no one is still adding books to it. Furthermore, here's how a story moves from person to person, evolution again: "Jesus was walking down the beach, saw some fishermen whos nets had drifted and tangled in the shallows. He waded out there and helped them out. He's a hell of a guy" "Jesus was walking down the beach, saw some fishermen whos nets had drifted and tangled. He walked out there and helped them out. He's a hell of a guy" "Jesus was walking down the beach, saw some fishermen whos nets had tangled. He walked out there and untangled their nets, just like that. He's an incredible man" -"Walked? like on the water?" -"Yeah, "walked" is how I heard it" "Jesus was walking down the beach, saw some fishermen whos nets had drifted and tangled. He walked on water out to the boat, and instantly untangled the nets. He's a miracle worker" "Jesus was walking down the beach, saw some fishermen whos nets had drifted and tangled. He walked on water out to the boat, and instantly untangled the nets. Not only that, but I heard the nets were full of fish when he was done! He's a livign god." You can also see how a basket of fish and bread feeding a few doezen people can become only a few fish feeding a thousand...AND making them full. "Fish story" syndrome applies to everything.