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  1. Why pay for a Radical when you can build a shifter cart that can do sub-minute laps. I beleive I'm pretty quick at mid ohio, but I cant imagine lopping of a full 15 secs from my lap time, thats just damn fast. Cars and Bikes are wasted on 1/4 mile passes, its a fuckin travesty. If it cant cruise on the highway at no less then 140-150mph, it's not fast.
  2. An MG midget, or a small person with a very stout rectum?
  3. I read about the last time we sent troops to help the french control a population...... http://www.spectrumwest.com/Viet.jpg
  4. ney. E55 AMG http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Oto-Xe-may/2003/10/3B9CC595/E55_AMG_duoi_1B.jpg http://vnexpress.net/Vietnam/Oto-Xe-may/2003/10/3B9CC595/E55_AMG_1B.jpg E500 http://www.ambassadorautosales.com/5641%202003%20MERCEDES%20E500%20PASS%20ANGLE.jpg http://www.familycar.com/RoadTests/MercedesE-Class/Images-E500/Rear.jpg Its like a V6 mustang vs a cobra. You can boost the V6 and make it fast, put cobra rims, and GFX and shit on it, but it's still not a Cobra.
  5. nah thats the big brother of my car.
  6. It differs int he fact that the E55 is an AMG, the E500 just has an AMG badge on it. True story. Because they aren't real. E500 = 5.0l 305hp V8 E55 = 5.4l 469hp V8 Where is this mysterious one of a kind E500 AMG?
  7. Ive got smoke coming from my exhaust, quite a bit of it, at WOT in low gears. But I only see it at night, when backlit by headlights of cars behind me. It's obviously happening during the day, I just dont see it. The car is pig rich. So, its safe to assume that my nocternal emissions are just smoke'ass unburnt fuel?
  8. yesterday, the same Huey flew over our building twice, and was seen cruising the area all day, between about 11am-5pm. Today, I had to make a trip to marion, and I saw the same ol'Bell doing the same thing up near marion, flying some kinda pattern over 23, only about 500ft up. Somebody doing some uber detailed photomapping?
  9. .....the wheels shouldn't roll uphill, not with so little force. Same with the muffler. The wheels could have a big weight up top to help move them forward, but that muffler deffinately had to have some help. The rest is doable and cool as shit.
  10. that thing would probably produce enough lift to carry a 180lb man along with it...if he could fit in side. Hugging the fuselage would fuck up the slipstream too much. God damn i want one. I love B52s, and that can carry home made ordinance.
  11. scarry thing is...she could....bad. :nutkick:
  12. I were those kinda shirts to work. Alas I've never taken any pussy home.
  13. Psuedo-psy-opps The ship was supposedly "armed" with a big ass speaker thing that spewed an ear splitting high pitch ringing in whatever general dierection they pointed it.
  14. Hopefully theres no damadge to the chassisd. When your crumbdle zonesd get crudshed thereds almost no wayd to get the aligdmendt back to true. Good thing you werendt hurdt. Downdhill under brakidng, you shoudld have expecdted understeedr, there's no weight on the front wheels. I got caught out by a Cindcinadtti hill once. It was a compledtely straigdht road, but I misjudged how steep the andgle down the othder side wads. That was the firsdt time I've hadd all 4 wheedls more the 2ft off the groudnd. Bottodmed out and lost an exhaudst tip, fladttednded anodtherd.
  15. once, after a rally, I noticed that about 10-15 deg of my feild of vision was gone..just gone, like some one had folded over a photograph. I'de move my finger from left to right, and it would dissapear for a second in my left periferal range. I was told it was probably a migrain, which I've never had before.
  16. Pirates still exist, and they use contemporary weapons.
  17. The Antler Jihad demad the return of all of their brothers remains caputered by the infidels! Suicide car attacts will continue.
  18. I spotted my doppelganger in my bathroom today, he was in the wall behind the sink, scared the shit out of me.
  19. Yeaaargh! And it happened in such a nice neighborhood, too.
  20. I petition they bring back the Zero for sale in the private sector. I'd rock one.
  21. Science Abuse

    Jarhead

    I've heard good things about the book, It's on my must-see list.
  22. I use it when I talk about beavers chewing on trees....thats doesn't come up as much as you might think.
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