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    Suicide Girl party

    Suicide Girls sends out the message that you don't have to be hot or have big tits for guys to pay $4 a month to jack off to your pictures. The Girls are usually women who used to be fat and lost the weight, but not the fat mentality. They are still attention whores, and they still use internet disease photos. Most of them have little or no boobiez, and the few that actually do, have old lady sags. They also buy into that new age hippie bullshit that "everyone is beautiful, I'm just alternative." Let's face it: you didn't lose enough weight, your tattoos are ugly, blood is not sexy and you're a stupid cow who needs to learn to fucking wax before a photo shoot, or at least put on a facial expression that doesn't scream "Fine, Daddy! I don't need your love!" At some point, a female friend of yours may decide that she is going to send some pics to Suicide Girls. This is code for "I'm unhappy right now and I'm desperate for someone to tell me I'm pretty, even if it means threatening to show off my cunt to an internet audience." Let her know that regular porn pays better.
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    Suicide Girl party

    http://i43.tinypic.com/2u6zbya.jpg
  3. been through somerset many a time... my uncle lives in junction city. he always gets a pretty good haul
  4. yeah a little goes a long way. i usually put just a pinch. you dont want to use so much that you drown out the natural flavor of the morel
  5. personally, i like to melt some butter in a pan, then mix up some flour and a little salt and pepper in a bag. cut the shrooms in half, wash them off to get all the bugs off and then while they are still a little wet, toss em in the flour mix. once they are nicely coated, toss em in the melted butter and sautee them until they get a nice golden color to em. DELICIOUS
  6. http://i39.tinypic.com/nqwq37.jpg
  7. just take the damn sensors off lol.
  8. just like their one button mouse, the iGun's trigger fires the gun, operates the safety, releases the magazine and releases the slide.
  9. trials bike http://www.ajs.asn.au/images/blingasgas.jpg
  10. yeah its the 20th anniversary paint scheme or 25th... something like that http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff290/E-nigma1200/1985VFR700FInterceptor.jpg?t=1240162898
  11. ok so what? 33 miles per day is close enough. the point still stands. an electric car with even a 100 mile range would work fine for that. i was just guessing about the destruction of habitat. i dont know how a pipeline kills polar bears either... i should have put a question mark on the end
  12. also, hoblick, i think you should paint it like this http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2007models/2007-Honda-InterceptorVFR800FIa.jpg best color scheme IMO
  13. its a chain drive. not sure about the tank size or range, but the engine is 800CC V4. around 100hp IIRC
  14. and yes the sound of the V4 is awesome.
  15. single sided swingarm FTW! get some devil cans for it. they are hot hot hot.
  16. thats funny, because the average daily commute for an american is something like 15 or 20 miles. they are very viable as a primary car. the vast majority of people take lots of short trips. they drive 5 blocks to the cleaners, or to mcdonalds, then back home. drive the kids 3 miles to soccer practice, then drive back home. drive 4 minutes to the grocery, then back home. you dont need a 80000 mile range on your car... when you want to drive to iowa to go see grandma, get in your gas car and go.
  17. lol we had a table saw in our basement when i was a kid. there was a nice hole in the wall behind it from my dad doing this:
  18. good. can everyone stop hoarding so i can get some fucking ammo now? i already have a stockpile. i just want to shoot stuff.
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