cptn janks

no, because cops are above the law.

blockbuster doesnt rent porn, so fuck them. good riddance.

just say "i have to go out of town for two days, and will not be able to work" easy peasy.

we could lose every game all season, but as long as we beat michigan, ill be happy.

yeah, you do the test in the BRC. its easy though. just keep your eyes up. the best piece of advice is look WHERE YOU WANT TO GO not where you are going. during the cone weave, dont look down at the cone you are passing. keep looking ahead to the next cone, or even the one after that. same with the U turn. turn your head around and look over your shoulder. the bike will go wherever you look. also, IIRC its like 3 points if you put your foot down on the cone weave, but only 1 point if you run over or miss cones (i think). so its better for you, if you feel like you are going to mess up, to just run over the cone, or just blow past it, rather than putting your foot down.

this.

i got a mossberg there like 3 years ago, and its never treated me wrong.

fuck that cat

maybe OSU is over rated... but ya know what? they are just playing footbal. dont blame OSU beacuse the SYSTEM is fucked up.

the TOP is great. its seriously like stepping back in time to the 50s when you walk in there. i love it. its a little spendy, but hey... its only money

really its not gathering "enough" evidence, its gathering THE ONLY evidence they have to convict you. field sobriety tests dont prove anything. you could just be some asshole who slurs his speech and doesnt know where his nose is. to be convicted in court they have to prove that you were over the legal limit, and the ONLY way to do that is with some sort of breath or blood test. they put that ALS on there to "scare" you into taking the test.

that ass is not that great. im pretty sure i see a little cottage cheese. you're going to have to do better.

chase is a race? which is exactly the reason they are starving for ratings and hype things up. the reason they will show a dead body on tv is because people will look. that gets ratings. and ratings are $$$$. "A skull is more interesting than a naked woman." 5 internets to anyone knows what thats from.

you guys seen that car back there buried up to the roof in the creek?

they could have moved their car. did you go anywhere else that day? are you positive it happened there? did you look at your pass. door before you went into the gym and saw it was free of dings? good luck proving it was the camaro though... unless you have it on video or something, you got squat for evidence. i can just see this convo now lol. "you dinged my car in a parking lot the other day" how do you know it was me "your car was parked next to me" did you see me do it? "no". then go fuck yourself.

focus the cam on the gun and not on the carpet behind it.

adriana lima (number 5) is def. the hottest.

titled?

yeah but if its the best night of your life, then who cares how much she weighs? she is obviously doin something right.

id put seafoam in my coffee if i werent sure that it would kill me.

nos leaking in the car could have hilarious results: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoQVM1SWSzs ro ads... i cant say that word... that is a freaky word... takin him back to nevada where he's wanted for banging horses

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those shoes wouldnt be bad. sidi is pretty much the shit. i have a pair of sidi boots that look almost identical to those shoes, but they are taller. they were sort of uncomfortable to walk in the first day i had them. once i broke them in, they are money. comfortable as hell. if you are going to be doing a lot of walking, or riding to work or whatnot, another option is to put your regular shoes in a tank bag or backpack... i usually do that when its raining, since my boots are waterproof. take a trip down to iron pony and you can try a few on and see what you like for a track day i think they only require something that covers the ankle. a full boot is usually preferred, but i dont know if its mandatory. may be mandatory for intermediate or advanced group... it would probably depend upon the org. thats running it. the other thing though, your leathers may not go all the way down to your ankle. they usually stop a little above your ankle, and the boot covers the rest.

+1 if he is gonna bullshit the winning bidder, what makes you think he isnt gonna bullshit you too?

the state of ohio, if you test at .17 or higher, you are arrested for high test DUI. you have to wait a minimum of 14 days before getting driving privileges. yellow plates are optional for a regular DUI. a high test they are mandatory. a lock device is optional with either (blow before you can drive thing). also, with a high test you get mandatory 6 days in jail (or 3 days, with 3 day intervention program). your license can be suspended longer, and you can be fined more... and it DOES matter if you dont blow (protip: never submit to any of their tests. dont blow, dont pee, dont give them blood) but thats another post... anyway what im saying is this: if a txting driver is shown to be more imparied than a drunk driver, then the penalties should reflect that. thats all.