I'll keep jerkin' it to regular porn. Not because I don't love these tits. I just don't know the proper way to do this. Should I cut my leg and jerk it? I tried that and I ended up kinda clipping my balls, which hurt like a mother fucker. Also, should I turn all the lights off or kind of unscrew one of my lightbulbs in the ceiling so it is like jerking it in a cellar? Should I smear some dirt on myself? I don't have any tattoos either so should I get some stick on ones for effect? It just isn't working for me right now. I thought about asking someone to actually stab me and then running in my room to perform the deed but they probably wouldn't do it. Then I was wondering if they did do it if I would have enough time before I passed out to finish. So many unanswered questions here.