I hated that shit when working at NTB. I always wanted to ask what they do for a living and go tell them to hurry the fuck up at it.
"Oh, you're performing an open heart surgery today? Well hurry the fuck up I need to pick up my kids by three. And put some extra shit in there for free while I'm here. Oh, I have a clogged artery? I didn't fucking ask you to look at my arteries did I so I don't even know why you were looking there. Yes, it could kill me, but I didn't tell you to check that out. Hurry the fuck up or I'm going down the street to Mr.Heart Fix...it is cheaper anyways."