You're not wrong at all. You can read the laws to us. However, if it was as cut and dry as you are making it sound then we would not need a justice system nor jurors. People are arguing with you not on the basis that your reading comprehension skills are sub par, but because your ignorance on interpretation and application of the law is. I don't care if your wife is a lawyer. That charge, based on the circumstances, is bullshit. You should see this or I hope you never see jury duty.