THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT DAT 740:
- Is "D'Gree" pH-balanced for a woman? Has he in fact earned any sort of diploma?
- Is "Big Mung" short for Mongo? If you're going to show off a ring, can the cameraman stay on his fist until I can actually read it? Otherwise, Mr. Mung should invest in a more legible ring.
- "Random" confuses me. He's an out-of-shape white guy sitting on a front stoop in Southern Ohio. Sounds not entirely "random" at all. I'd call him "Common", but there is already a far more accomplished rapper with that name.
- If I have to "cop a case" there, do I really want to know about dat 740? Sounds kinda slim-shady...
- I'm happy to have made acquaintances with Big Mung, D'Gree and Random...can someone please introduce me to the rest of those river ruffians dancing around the video?
- If you were to describe "dat 740" to someone unfamiliar to the area, would this be the sales video? Reminds me of ye olde "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video"