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You're right. I usually find it hard to understand why people can't see contradictions in themselves. You say you don't care enough about peoples opinions to post yet you continually post on peoples opinions. My bad. I'm an idiot.

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- Wheennn ppplll tyyppeeee likeeee thiiis - Unfaithful spouses - Lazy people on welfare or with a handicap placard that don't really need it - Michigan - People who come into the bank and get in line unprepared - People who blame others for thier short comings - WWB ammo - Tree hugging hippies - When Wendys upped their Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers from $0.99 to $1.29 - Target, Kohls, and any other store that hates fat people - Wal*Mart having 9,364 lines and 4 cashiers working at any given time - When people act as if their fellow humans life isn't worth squat - Jargo's - The cancellation of Saved by the Bell - Pecans - VW's - "Lady" Gaga - People who pass on a double yellow - Jack Links guys not leaving Sasquatch alone - Shoe laces - People who scratch the plate with the tines of their fork - Sporks - Justin Bieber - Elevator farters - Chaco's and man-pri's - Bro's - Duck face profile pics

Really? Then why are you commenting on everyones? Oh well...when in Rome.

Nor does it entitle him to be a complete douche and not let him over by intentionally accelerating to a speed faster than he was traveling before seeing the signal with the sole purpose of blocking him from entering the lane thus keeping him pinned in his current lane and blocking/obstructing merging traffic. CLIFFS: Doesn't entitle him to be a tool either.

Mossberg 500 or a .380 or 9mm.

96 Cherokee has a great setup from the factory. Hose runs out of a little nubbin that points directly to the rear and runs up the wiper arm. When that hose accidentally popped off and I found out I left it like that for the duration of the time I had it. C5 tailgated me once. I maintained speed via cruise, made no lane changes, and he was honking and flashes lights. No clue who he was, never seen him before. Blue washer fluid looked great on his white hood though. He cut me off and hit his front washer fluid for revenge. I lol'd and then... This.

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Trade you for the easy chair. Now, who wants a Uverse remote? I'm taking offers.

- Gabriel Gonzaga - Matt Hamill (and everyone will see that Tito didn't want to fight Chuck because he's gone WAY soft) - Paulo Thiago - Jake Shields - Brock Lesnar (the guy is in GREAT shape right now)

An easy chair and fish aquarium. Looks like I'll be dying comfortably while the fish look on. Why couldn't you have said "behind you"? I would've been able to list a 6 iron, 9 iron, Louiseville Slugger, 12" knife, a dagger, and 9mm Carbine. FML.

Totally cool. It sounds like you have everything you want and are really just looking for opinions. You got a few of those. I was talking about rewording and/or rebuilding a site but that's totally up to you. I don't want to force my opinion on anyone. I'm jsut willing to offer assistance. If you still want to leave it as is that's fine. It's not my site. I would reword (just ask) to (More options available upon request). Just another .02 though. I think I'm up to about .12 now. Hahaha.

Eye for and eye and a car for a car.

I love it when people get presented with fact then can't back their reasoning and fall into the same arguement the talking head have thrown at us for years. PLEASE don't make me post EVERY cupcake the other coaches played and what they ranked at the time they played them because I will. Orly? Significant wins by season: 2001: Michigan. First year and he publicly declared he'd bring us a victory IN the Big House. Remember, this was coming in fresh from the Cooper era who couldn't beat UM with a ball bat. 2002: Texas Tech, #10 Washington State, #17 Penn State, #19 Minnesota, #12 UM, and let's not forget #1 Miami making him the first coach to go 14-0. 2003: #17 Washington, #24 NCState, #9 Iowa, #14 MSU, #10 Purdue, #10 Kansas State. Yup...this season was LOADED with cupcakes. 2004: #7 UM...when we were unranked and with 4 close losses (save Iowa) already that season. 2005: #21 Iowa, #17 MSU, #22 Minnesota, #17 UM, #6 Notre Dame, 2006: #2 Texas, #13 Iowa, #2 Michigan (The Game of the Century). 2007: #20 Purdue, #25 Penn State, #19 Wisconsin, #23 UM. 2008: #17 Wisconsin, #17 MSU, #24 Northwestern. 2009: #25 Wisky, #10 PSU, #13 Iowa, #7 Oregon winning us the Rose Bowl. 2010: #12 Miami Again, if you're gonna talk about the bad, please don't Fox News it and talk about the good. Be even in your stance. I could EASILY find a CRAP ton of cupcakes over the years in ALL of the other coacehs schedules. Some even lower than we've played. We don't really dip into (what is now) the FBS but many coaches do. That is a terrible stance to take, but have fun trying to stand there. HE ALREADY WON A CHAMPIONSHIP. You're sheer lack of fact and opinionated arguements is mind boggling. Proof is shown that he is as good as some of the absolute, unarguably best coaches in NCAA history and you still say he isn't good enough. Hilarious. Thank you for making my morning. I'll just leave the facts stand here and wait for you to say the same thing...Tressel plays cupcakes and all the other coaches only play top 10 ranked teams every week of their career.

Great idea. You can show a few on the site and hotlink to an album. This touches on what I mean by uniformity and a coporate brand identity. Your site, business cards, brochures, etc. shoul flow together thus building a brand. When you see the Golden Arches and the colors red and yellow on anything who do you think of? Brand identity is key. Agreed. If you post on a forum, especially this one, though I can't help but believe you are not only able to accept constructive criticism but are seeking it and activly using it to improve. That's awesome. Betty Crocker has a brand identity. This now, as a consumer, makes me believe that your yellow cake is Betty Crocker yellow cake and I can save money by baking my own. Sure, yours will look cool, but I can bake Betty Crocker shelf mix and ice it myself and save a ton. Not really the message you want to convey. If not changhing the flavor name I would change the title from "Cake Flavors" to Cake Options". This would also help with "Italian Wedding Cake". As an assumed unkowledgable consumer I have never been to an Italian Wedding and therefore do not know what one tastes like. Yes, some consumers will believe this is the only origination of a flavor. They will take things at face value and more literally than you can believe. I would do the same with "Icing Flavors". "Icing Options" helps the consumer by leading them into the questions you want them to ask. The conversation forming questions. If a consumer is afraid to ask questions, and believe me they are (I see it every day in my line of work), then they'll avoid those options and stick with what is known and easy. While a customer may like Italin Wedding Cake, Flavored buttercream icing (which should just be 'buttercream'), and fondant they may be afraid to ask what each is and go vanilla, chocolate filling, and German chocolate because they're more common. It's up to you to profile the customer, learn their needs, and advise them as to what will work the best and give them the results they are requesting. You are responsible for raising the customers curosity to the level where the most simple minded, socially awkward individual is willing to carry on a thought provoking conversation with you. EDIT: Also NEVER, NEVER, and again I say NEVER assume your customer knows the in's and out's of cakes, or any product for that matter. It is YOUR responsibility also to educate the customer on all areas of your product. I never assume that the average customer that walks into my branch can explain a HELOC with a fixed rate option. Is it complicated? Not really, but that doesn't mean that a construction worker, baker, police officer, athlete, or anyone else with a profession outside of banking fully understands it no matter what their level of intelligence is. YOU are a specialist in what you do. NOT your customers. You don't want to tell them, "Oh yeah...it's just like Betty Crocker yellow cake. It's that flavor." Also agreed. One of the first things that caughtmy eye, but as I said I have more to offer in the branding and identity field than the web code editing. I use to edit/build training courses but realized my passion is more in writing and helping people. I am considering going back to school for writing actually. Hmmm...

I hate cats.

I would rewrite the site. Some of the things on deter some credibilty. Just one example: Remove the (just ask) from each section. That is against the professional norm. Also, define "Yellow". The common customer will ask, "What does 'Yellow' taste like?" I'd be willing to rewrite/script the pages for you free of charge, but it's up to you. I don't want to seem like a pushy know it all. I just enjoy writing/editing. Yeah, I'm one of those "anal guys that corrects forum grammar." I am usually very lax on here though and keep it simple. Let me know. Of course if I do and you don't like it you can scrap it and tell me to shove it. Won't hurt my feelings. EDIT: Basically what I'm saying is the awesome cakes need to be reflected at every lever and the branding should be uniform.

Still worth it to me. If I had 10-15K I'd call on it. Doubt they'd take it but it's all hypothetical so whatever.

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By that time he'll be outta here unfortunately.