Top 9 ways to tell Matt is from the west side.
1st: West side English 101 - "Yo. Wus up mutha fucka? Dibs on the yo crack dog. WORD!".
2nd: He loves those sleeveless T's.
3rd: His pants haven't seen a waistline.
4th: Cigarettes are a MUST!
5th: "She's a 2 at 10pm, but DAMN, once that Busch Light starts talking, she's a 10 by 2am."
6th: He only races 13 second rides by giving them 15 cars.
7th: He got those tats from the jailhouse while doing his 3-5 stint for posession.
8th: "That ain't a limp, it's my striiiiide!"
9th: "Why spend 30k on a car, when I can get my 5K dollar bike in the 10's. 2 wheels are pimp."
BTW Matty, I will see you out!