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You said mullet. hahahahaha

I owe, out my ass! I will await until 4/15, as ordinary for me, to mail the payment.

Foreclosures = $. I have ventured into a joint program with several others. This involves buying foreclosures, renting them out until the area stabilizes. then selling. In well established developments, we do a mortgage search. We hunt for those that are not into foreclosure as of yet, then force them to sell at or below the mortgage balance (they only care that their credit is not crushed by their hardships). We have completed two so far, poor saps. Buy outside your means, creates more of a profit for others. If you have to refi, after only 1-2 years in your house, you are living outside your means.

It is rusted together. Use a propane torch and apply small amounts of heat around the joint, while tapping the joint lightly with a hammer. Then pry apart.

I will give you $600 for it. However, I get to come to YOUR house to pick it up.

You were all bullshit, until I saw you. Then it became real shit.

Benny, Benny, Benny. I still own you!

Ben is a skirt. He is trying to prove his mangina has a purpose. Oh, he is also scared. The song goes: "Benny, Benny, Benny" followed by another song: "I am right here waiting for you."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I am laughing my ass off.

I am in a good mood today. I will allow the haters to prevail. Everyone knows what happens to keyboard warriors.

Gearhead559 < will own the rights to the first automated mullet cutter.

WRONG Greggy! A Capital Gains Tax is the tax on the appreciation of the sale of ANY asset, including owner-occupied homes. It is based on your personal income tax bracket. There are short term (asset held less than a year) and long term (asset held longer than a year) Capital Gains Taxes. Married couples get a $500K one-time exemption if they lived in the house for two out of the last 5 years (singles for 250k). Other exemptions from this tax come into play if you lose your job and file for unemployment, or change jobs and your new employer is more than 50 miles away from your previous job.

Depends on if you itemize, or not. You get to use the greater of the standard or itemized deduction. You may also be able to use part of your mortgage payment, as an itemized deduction, if you take your work home with you.

True. You only get one or the other.

You may only write-off improvements if you sell your house. They go against your capital gain tax. If you purchased a car this year, you can deduct the sales tax on the purchase. http://www.irs.gov/newsroom/article/0,,id=133209,00.html

Bring back the noob hazing.

An all new introduction of beat downs will be provided this year.

I like the Wizard of Oz. I like Santa.

WRONG Anthony. It's a passion, just like your Firebird. It will get worse before it gets better. Do not make that statement again.

Shut up. Pittsburgh is going to WIN the Super Bowl.

1) The mullet wants to take out a loan on a vehicle that is paid off but can't afford his other bills? 2) He says he can afford a $140 car payment, yet, can't afford his other bills? 3) Won't sell the car because he doesn't want to get up at 6:30am to take his wife to work. Yet he CAN do the auto-pawn thing and pay the $54/month interest? 4) The non-payment of Dec. AND Jan. rent is somehow "the old ladys fault"? 5) His Uncle is a "dickbag" because he NO LONGER wants to help his nephew mullet. When will people learn to take responsibility for their financial situation? Our society is being polluted with people such as this. Next on his list is government assistance. He will apply for some form of assistance and get it. We will all be paying for Rob-the-Mullet to continue to build his P.O.S. Mustang. Let me tell you something Rob. Unless you make the conscious choice to improve your financial situation on your own, you will never amount to anything. It is not your Uncles fault, not just your wifes fault, nor any banks fault. It is your fault. Stop attempting to throw this blame outward. Advice for you: 1) Sell anything equitable. You do not deserve to have it anyway. 2) NEVER got to a check cashing place 3) Stay away from pawn shops 4) DO NOT buy more parts for that shitstang 5) Get another job, both of you! If you have to be at work from 5am until 10pm, do it. 6) Do not call your uncle a "dickbag" because he won't help you further. It is obvious he has bailed you out many times before. Why should he be responsible to continue to support you? 7) If you have credit cards (they are probably maxed out anyway), cut them up. 8) Go see a credit counseling specialist. They will tell you what/how you need to clean up your credit. They will help you lower your monthly payments. We all know you can't figure this out on your own. 9) Tell the wife to ask for a "forebearance" on her student loans. You will still acrue interest. The most important thing here: no payments due for a year. This may sound harsh to you Rob. Take my advice, stop being a loser, and get off your ass to accept responsibility.

Well, I am STILL laughing. Oh the irony.

Next Sunday. Starting at 2:00pm. Party at the BW3's on Georgesville RD. Big time Steeler crowd. Be there.

Typical IDIOT response. "IIIIIIII got a feeeeeeeeeling. That Pittsburghs going to the Super Bowl."