Saw this on reddit
Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
The question is: How long would you let this go on?
edit: To address a common question: Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.
edit: For any Jack Bauer's out there: Even if you do have a regular sleeping schedule you must choose a time in a 24 hour period to lay down in bed and allow pee to hit your face.