So I plan to be rich later this year.
School me on what car to buy.
Criteria:
1 - no cheap shit
2 - sedan (maybe, I don't know, fuck it, whatever)
3 - dashboard cant be "hotizontally-ish" I hate that, and no wood, grandma
4 - lots of doodads/screens to play with inside
5 - ridiculously powerful sound system w lots of input options
6 - warranty
7 - 450+hp min (not going down from my V - although if you suggest a really light car I'm in)
8 - may be commuter
9 - auto
10 - AWD if I can get it, RWD w tits stability control if not
I've looked at Jags, BMWs, Maseratis, Mercedes, Audi, The 300 SRT8 (yeah I know), 2014 Stingrays (I know its not a sedan, fuck off), Cobras, wait-n-see on the next V, WRXs, EVOs, Teslas, Camaros, Rolls, etc etc etc
I just can't find anything that gets me interested, much less excited. It is sad.
Help. I'm afraid if I can't find a hot car to lust for, my midlife crisis penis will fall off.