The deed was done on Friday, I would rate the whole experience as slightly less shitty than a dental filling.
As recommended by you people I got a referral from my family physician who set me up with Dr. Bloch (seriously, Dr. Bloch) at Central Ohio Urology Group.
Bloch's office sent me a packet with forms and ball shaving instructions. I fill out the forms, shave my balls and show up fully prepared to be sterilized.
After a few minutes of doc talk it becomes clear that the appointment is a meet and greet with the actual cutting taking place on a future visit.
I shaved my balls for naught and the next week was itchy as hell.
Friday was the real deal, I shave a lot less this time, fuck all that itchy business.
The cutting, burning and stitching lasted under 20 minutes and the nurses complimented me on my shaving prowess.
I would recommend Bloch based on his performance but can't fully endorse the guy until I get my two negative sperm sample results.
I've spent most of the weekend icing my balls on the couch watching the last season of The Wire.
I have experienced no swelling or other weirdness yet, I expect to return to work Monday.
Cliffs: Shaved my balls twice, vasectomy not so bad so far, insurance picked up the whole tab.