so. I'm making my first pass yesterday in the S.L.O and i make my 2-3 shift and a goddamn eagle must have shit on my hood, because at 75mph it made a watermelon sized spot on the hood, then proceeded to blow into my wipers and half up my windshield. luckily had some quick detailer in teh car, came back and ruined a microfiber cloth covering it in eagle shit.
fast forward to today.. 30 mins ago the wife makes me go outside to plant some fucking flowers that her mom just thought we had to have..(btw who the fuck plants flowers in the middle of june).. anyways I'm on number like 3 out of 11 and plop! my hand gets warm, and ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN BIRD SHIT ON ME
WHAT THE FUCK!..FUCK OFF BIRDS!