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you should see the girl i'm dating now. I've come a long way (pun intended)

come on scott.....u were like this before boot-camp

u could always just snow plow your girlfriend.

well let me know when u go.

jesse can't handle the bar.

I really did almost die in the foam party tho.

You are in the corporate world? enlighten us.

I thought this was pretty ironic.

Not boobs, I have boobs; they aren't that special. Its the cooter that gets you.

CCW is great as far as self defense. I don't know the stats but i'm sure there are some people with hot tempers that flash their guns or have used them for something stupid like a bar fight. I personally don't care for it, it would suck to carry around a weapon and have to worry about if people can see it or not. I'll probably get one for my house.

got the meijer 25 $ kit for the beater, and a yr later still works *knock on wood*

when i get followed i just pull over and get apop at the first gas station i see. i hate that shit.

she could donate that shit to chemotherapy patients.

u never called man i figured u were to drunk to remember, i ended up staying home. we'll roll out tonight nekra.

i do that too, i give them an airhorn blast too.

Giordanno's downtown. its a pizza place. My buddy Ralph said I NEEDED to go when i went, he was right. That deep dish pizza is so fucking good.

what about the statue of liberty? (btw thats from the french if you didn't know) (*) Henri Becquerel, Physics Nobel prize laureate in 1903 In 1896 Becquerel discovered by pure chance that radiation ionises the air. It is not caused by the Sun and its intensity does not decrease with the passage of time. This is the beginning of the nuclear age. (*) Georges Charpak, Physics Nobel prize laureate in 1992 Saint-Vincent-de-Paul hospital in Paris uses a revolutionary radiology equipment which is the result of research conducted by the French Nobel prize laureate Georges Charpak. (*) Marie Curie, Physics Nobel prize laureate in 1903, Chemistry Nobel prize laureate in 1911 Through her discovery of radium, Marie Curie paved the way for nuclear physics and cancer therapy. Born of Polish parents, she was a woman of science and courage, compassionate yet stubbornly determined. (*) René Descartes Philosopher, mathematician and physician of the XVIIth century. Author of the Discours de la méthode, he said "I think, therefore I am". (*) Louis Pasteur, the father of modern medicine From his works on the rabies virus to the creation of the world kown Pasteur institute. All you have to know about Pasteur if you didn't heard about him during the Pasteur year ! but hey who am I to tell you right, those french are good for nothing

whynot just call it a golf, thats all it is a fuckin VW golf. everytime someone says R32 i think skyline.

optometrist is not the right word. Eye-doctor. damn Tilley

u guys need to calm down, those girls aren't shit. I might let them give me some head thats it. . . . . . . . . . . sarcasm is huge.

i might have to get an obstructing justice holding back the officers so they could finish.

soooo what is the next step?

u better hope that focus can hang with a WRX that thing is l337 on gravel roads.

holly shit! you must have a headache from hitting the headrest so hard on the launch.

Ill sponsor your car, i've always wanted to sponsor someone the thing is tho u have to put "I'm Slow Motorsports" on ur windshield banner. true story