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SPLN SUX

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  1. "No passes were made on the 851 tune."
  2. sounds scandinavian what ever it is... i thought it was Ukrainian at first but i know some ukrainian and dont recognize any of those words. EDIT* Original Loituma - Ievan Polkka - Ieva's Polka
  3. 2 things... 1. The best dissapearing cloth variation ever. 2. Entirely too many boners in one room to not be gay.
  4. Too bad thats a Cincinnati game, not Columbus... assholes that moved here from Cincinnati ,like myself, helped bring it here :asshole:
  5. i can C-walk when im drunk... somehow.. i gain coordination
  6. 3 words REAR - NAKED - CHOKE
  7. I found this pretty damn funny http://videos.streetfire.net/video/13929996-204e-47ee-b99c-625c278af570.htm
  8. i sure hope youre spraying into a 572BBC lol
  9. "Honey....??? I thought we agreed that you werent going to teach Karen any more phone tricks... by the way, have you seen my zippo anywhere???"
  10. stop posting pictures of my mom on the internet!
  11. I used to race waverunners down at Eastfork lake in my mid and late teens, and one thing you have to learn to keep yourself safe going 70 or so miles and hour over water is how to hit the water should you hit a rouge wave, get bucked off, and eat shit. Actully, its more how NOT to hit the water. Hitting water at speed is actully more dangerous than hitting ground. Water has 3 elements to it that can kill you, while ground only has 2. When you hit ground, its solid, it doesnt give... impact. It also has a high coefficient of friction, it has the ability to just rip your skin off. Water also is very solid when you hit it at speed. Though its a liquid, the amount of time it actully takes to displace your body mass in water, is so slow compared to the velocity of impact, that it makes no difference. Water also has the ability to grab you and twist you around if it has the oppertunity. An arm or a leg that suddenly finds itself below the surface will cause your whole body to whip around very very violently. Lastly, should you hit water and becom unconcious in the wrong postion... you can drowned. Now the way i was taught to hit the water was pretty simple... face first, on your back if possible, but always with your arms and legs tucked tight. This causes one of two outcomes. If you hit on your back, youll take a nasty shot to the back, but youll skip across the water to a relitively painless stop. Should you hit face down, youll take the brunt of impact to your shoulders... and other than a sore lower back the next day, youll walk away unphased. The one way you should never land, is on your back, feet first. 2 bad things happen. You get a nasty enima, and you get knocked the fuck out. Your feet get snagged and 9 times out of 10 your body gets whipped around so that you do a nasty face plant, knocking you cold.
  12. wonder how fast you have to go to get off the water... its a lot of surface area but still... my ass is going on a duece and a half... has to be at least 45 or 50mph
  13. thats what i did when i laid down the 250... got up, surveyed the body damage, picked the bike up and rode it back home... then went in to my room and colapsed.
  14. you have to listen to whats behind the exhaust sound... listen for the little reverberations in the tone of the engine... sorta like what it sounds like making car noises infront of a fan lol. To an untrained ear, it may sound just like a Civic... but if you really listen, each engine has its own unique sound. If you want to hear a really bad ass V8.... no not a LSx lol... listen to a ITB equipped 1UZFE. Beautiful. http://videos.streetfire.net/search/ITB/0/7b692cb1-db71-418e-b4d6-3b5fb0148d73.htm
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