lol, I do have to admit a story, but it is different
At my friend's old apartment, one of the girls who lived there had this douchbag BF who thought his pos lexus was too good for one parking spot, and he ALWAYS parked between the lines to get 2 parking spaces when he came there, and for those who have lived in an apt, you know parking can be a bitch on the weekends, and nights. So one weekend when the douche did that, we parked right up next to him on either side, getting nice and close. It was hysterical when he came knocking on the door finally wanting them to move. I think first he tried being tough, but then thought better of it, after getting ripped right back for his douchebaggery parking.
ahh, the good ole days