Dr. Pomade

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Fuck yes Braxton blew up that DB on the goal line And yessssssss on Wilson in the game plan

Good start to his career night

LOL Boyd is slow as fuck and still we made him look fast

Boyd is really good. He could have a career night against our secondary

Hey here's a new Nissan commercial

I love the sound the fiesta bowl sun makes when it throws glitter on Troy smith. Edit: sexual inneundo not intended

I see we are wearing those stupid alternate spaceman uniforms. Apparently green is now part of Ohio State's colors. Scarlet, gray, shamrock fucking green.

There are two boxes and both have check marks in them.

It's just a cheap, expensive excuse to get you to have dinner with me. Swag or desperation? I vote swag, but then I'm biased.

If this happens, I will take everyone that's posted at some point today (before this post) to dinner. Not kidding. (Score doesn't have to be exactly that, but MOV should be similar.)

Hyde should get no less than 30 carries this game. I'm fucking le serious. And if I see any of those stupid three yard outs to the receivers I'm going to punch a puppy. No and no, thanks.

Anyone else see this vid yet? Drunk idiotic Alabama woman at the Sugar Bowl. Props to the OU guys for not throttling her. This is where you'd hope some big-ass OU woman would just snatch her and put a beating on her. People like this need lit up. Wtf is up with her kicking with those fucking boots? Here's the direct link if the embedded vid isn't playing:

Homer pick: Clemson - 31 Ohio State - 51 Non-Homer pick: Clemson - 41 Ohio State - 28 About to hit the gym and get my flex on and then come home and get my pregame on. My hair is sure to look perfect throughout. Pics available upon request.

Yeah the aggravating thing - like i was telling my wife this morning - is that we could have easily beat Michigan State. It's disappointing that we made so many dumb mental mistakes in that game and also our coaching staff decided to go rogue retarded.

Everyone is saying this game will be a shoot out...which of course guarantees this will be like 21-17 game, lol. I'm scared for Ohio State. I hope I'm wrong and they play lights out, but I'm scared for their defense. Maybe the best defense we can play this game will be running Hyde continuously, sustaining long drives, eat up the clock, and keep Clemson's offense off the field and out of a rhythm. I'm excited, though. Again I have faith that we will unleash Wilson and run some crazy ass plays.

I'd love it if Saban went to Texas now. MELTDOWN MODE ENGAGED

I turn on Fox Sports and the first thing i see is that Papakakakajakakais guy say "Alabama didn't really want to there." Et tu, Fox?

LOL wide right love it And OU gets ball to start second half. Funny how the SEC team is losing to a team that is showing more team SPEEEEEEEEED

OU is shredding them. If this holds up, and FSU destroys Auburn (like I think they will), this could be the end of the reign of the Mighty SEC.

Oklahoma has a ton of small, really fucking fast guys. This is great.

I'm loving this game. Rooting big time for Oklahoma. I now have the Nissan commercial memorized. I almost have the Verizon commercial with the guy changing outfits and hair memorized too.

I was also like wtf when I saw the cotton bowl is being played at same time as the orange bowl.

This Nissan Rogue commercial would be intolerable if it wasnt for the hot brunette chick driver.

They are less than an iPad...