Dr. Pomade

When I first played it, I thought the object was to actually try to go into one of the green tubes (like Mario). Then I realized I am an idiot. Sadly, actually trying to avoid the green tubes did not appreciably improve my score.

I stand corrected. I think we should assemble our legal team and bring the full might of CR against Flappy Bird guy. I, for one, cannot stand for such unoriginality.

Update: I got a score of 22. I suspect this will be my crowning achievement in life.

I'm not this guy's apologist, but I can't think of any other games in which you navigate a bird between some pipes for as long as possible. Seems pretty original to me? Of course, if you're trying to say, "Well, it kind of looks like Mario Bros..." then I'd counter by asking, "What, then, qualifies as original?" You could make an argument that everyone except Pong (or whatever the first video game was) is unoriginal.

I want to punch you.

LOL, for real? Yikes.

I'm happy to report I have hit a new high score of 16. I think this ranks just below the birth of my daughter and slightly above when I graduated first in my doctoral class. On another note, what claim would Ninetendo have to sue this guy? Does Ninentendo hold the proprietary rights to things that look like green tubes? I get it if, say, his game featured two Russian plumbers named Dmitri and Yuri that hopped around and collected silver coins while trying to save a queen and they ate broccoli to make them double in size, but this? I fail to see the infraction.

BRB, listing my iphone w/ flappy bird app on eBay for $1billion - will hope some sheik from Dubai wants to get his name in the headlines for buying the world's most expensive phone.

I've been playing sporadically for the last two days. My high score is 9.

Seriously, can't you just light it up with a pellet gun or something? Something that will definitely sting it but won't involve killing it/discharging a firearm in the city.

Maybe just leave a loaded handgun in the fire pit? This coyote might very well have a death wish and is suicidal. This way, you get rid of coyote, get money for the pelt, and avoid having to face an unlawful discharge of firearms offense.

This coyote obviously has authority issues. I'd make it write "I will obey the human owner of this house" 20 times on the chalboard you'll install in your newly finished brick hut. Alternate hypothesis: this coyote is deaf. In which case you'll need to employ a deaf coyote interpreter to sign your yells and insults so that he understands.

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I pretty much posted just to subscribe to this thread.

Joining and will immediately announce myself as a 57th Level Meteorologist. BRB

I think it should come with David Hasselhoff attached to it.

But what if you don't live in any of those four cities?

Those watches are a little under what I was looking to spend and probably would hurt my status at social events like the galas and golf outings I attend. Are there any other sites out there that don't look like Costco? TIA

Exactly what I was thinking.

Are you sure?

He wants to know what you think about Dot watches. I have heard their quality has been scrutinized in Asian markets, but then again I try not to put too much faith into AsianMarkets.com, you know?

What about Swatch? Probably not good for my business meetings, but has a cool appeal about it for the ladies, right? TIA for your response

I'm curious to hear the responses. I have had a Fossil, though I'm usually too afraid to wear it out because I'm certain I will lose it or scuff it up or something. I was thinking of getting a Burberry one, but figured I'd have the same anxiety about it, too.

I'd just get some more bricks and finish walling him up inside of there. He'll stay warm for the winter and the curb appeal of your house will be enhanced.