Dr. Pomade

So any of you fellas wanna get together and eat some chicken wings and watch a couple games? Trolling on the Internet is fun but I wanna troll in real life as well

I'm in.

That 2007 Illinois game. The Illini running back fumbled through the endzone and everyone saw it except the refs and Tressel. From that point on I knew we were fucked. On the bright side, Rockin at Riverwatch went on until like 11:30 that night and we all got smashed there and had a great time.

Duuuuuuuude I was SCREAMING that Tressel needed to challenge that call (the fumble out of the endzone that everyone missed). That was really early on in the ballgame, and I think everyone's mentality was like, "Oh, this is just lowly Illinois - it won't matter in the end because they'll roll over and die soon enough." And Juice Williams pretty much converted every third down known to man that game on scrambles.

1998: West Virginia (Win)

2000: Arizona (Win)

2001: Minnesota (Win)

2002: Northwestern (Win)

2003: Wisconsin (Loss)

2004: Northwestern (Loss)

2005: Penn State (Loss)

2006: Texas (Win) Iowa (Win)

2007: Minnesota (Win) Purdue (Win) Penn State (Win)

2008: USC (Loss)

2009: Indiana (Win)

2010: Wisconsin (Loss)

2011: Miami (Loss) Nebraska (Loss)

2012: Indiana (Win)

2013: Northwestern (Win)

2014: Penn State (Win)

2015: Va Tech (Win) Rutgers (Win)

2016: Oklahoma (Win)

 

16-7 on the road

Didn't we lose at UCLA in or around 2000 or 2001?

Here's the home ones I could find

1999: UCLA (Win)

2001: Northwestern (Win)

2002:

2003: Washington (Win)

2004:

2005: Texas (Loss)

2006:

2007:

2008: Penn State (Loss) I was at this game

2009: USC (Loss)

2010: Marshall (Win) Was a Thursday night game...

2011: Wisconsin (Win by 4) Braxton Hail Mary play

2012: Nebraska (Win)

2013: Wisconsin (Win by 7), Penn State (Win)

2014: Va Tech (Loss), Cincy (Win) Illinois (Win)

2015: Penn State (Win) Minnesota (Win)

 

12-3 if my math is right at home game held at night since 99

I was at both the 2008 Penn State game and the 2009 USC game. You can blame me for both.

I was also at the 2011 Wisconsin Hail Mary game. You can thank me for that win.

In 2007, we lost at home to stupid Illinois.

I remember away losses to Wisconsin in 2003 (that's when our linebacker choked their QB), Penn State in 2005 (that was back when they started the White Outs at Penn State and it was actually really intimidating/cool), and Michigan in 2004 (though it was not a night game).

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Will send your PM this afternoon. You're special you know...

Special needs, yes.

Will be waiting patiently. JK will be hitting refresh button furiously.

You know what else I use correctly?

Victory and triple posts.

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...isn't laying broken and dead in [a small group of trees] of trees or something?

I don't think Mitch was doubting that I used the word correctly. Just the opposite, I think he was surprised someone actually used the term and used it correctly.

That's only the second time the term copse has been used in the history of CR. The other time was in 2007 as a copy and paste from craigslist. Thank you.

My pleasure.

A few thoughts:

- Even mediocre Penn State teams are difficult to beat at Happy Valley at night.

- The Alabama game shouldn't have been even as close as it was. If you remember, Ohio State kind of sputtered around for the majority of the first half and couldn't get the ball into the end zone early on. Alabama is lucky that game didn't get out of hand for them. That score could have easily have been what Ohio State did to Oregon.

- Cardale's arm strength and ability to hit Devin Smith and others vertically way down the field - and our receivers ability to catch well - was probably the X factor that made everything coalesce during Ohio State's playoff run. This donned on me as I watched JT underthrow receivers during the Indiana game. Once the defense was stretched because of the vertical threat, it opened up plenty of room for Elliott to bust huge rooms and huge scrambles from Cardale (which were particularly instrumental in the Alabama game).

LOL at my new name

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Let's play the hypothetical game. So who gets in with this scenario

 

Alabama - Loses @Tennessee but wins SEC CG against Tennessee (12-1)

Ohio State - Loses to Wisconsin but wins B1G CG against Wisconsin (12-1)

Clemson - Wins out and wins ACC CG against Miami (13-0)

Michigan - Only loss is to OSU in Columbus by a FG (11-1)

Washington - Wins out in regular season but loses by 10 in PAC CG to Utah (12-1)

Louisville - Wins out (11-1)

TAMU - Only loss is @Alabama by 7 (11-1)

 

Who would your 4 be and why?

Great question.

The committee has openly advised that they weigh "championships won" heavily in determining who gets into the playoff.* Therefore, Alabama and Ohio State would be valued higher by virtue of winning their conference relative to TAMU and Michigan. Similarly, Washington would be devalued by virtue of failing to win the PAC. Also, we all know that recent losses hurt far more than more distant losses, so that will serve to also work against Michigan (who would have just lost) and Washington (who would have just lost).

Clemson would be a lock by virtue of being undefeated and a champion of the ACC. They are in as the number one seed:

1. Clemson

2.

3.

4.

Next in would be Ohio State and Alabama. Again, they are champions, and the rest of the folks are not. Therefore, they will get the nod.

1. Clemson

2. Alabama

3. Ohio State

4.

That leaves one spot open for the "wild card." I think it would come down between Utah and Louisville. The committee would be right or wrong either choice, depending on how you looked at it. Louisville would have a good resume, they only lost once to the #1 team in the nation at Clemson's place, and it was a hard-fought game that Louisville could have easily won. Utah also lost on the road, but their loss was to Cal - clearly it won't be viewed as much as a forgiving loss. Thus, by this criteria, advantage Louisville. However, Utah will be a conference champion, having won the PAC, whereas Louisville will not. Thus, justifiably, the committee could select Utah over Louisville and point to the conference championship criteria, and Louisville couldn't whine too much. I suppose a lot will depend on "eye test" stuff that we'd see play out through the year, and if one was clearly playing better than the other, then that could factor in substantially.

However, to answer your question, I'd think Louisville will get the nod. They likely will have a Heisman candidate - if not the outright winner - on the team, whereas Utah will continue playing in the relative obscurity of the Mountain and Pacific time zones. Utah is a boring brand, whereas Louisville has that "new kid crashing the party" momentum going for them. For those reasons, I go with Louisville as the fourth man in:

1. Clemson

2. Alabama

3. Ohio State

4. Louisville

Now that I just typed that, it doesn't seem like a ratings bonanza. Like jive (Lauren, where's that name change at, bro?) said, people would likely rather see Bama and Ohio State in the finals, and I doubt a lot of people would be really jacked over a redo semi final of Clemson and Louisville. Of course, last minute changes in seeding would go a long way to solving the ratings problem - like, I dunno, maybe Clemson looking "not all that great" and Bama "looking fantastic!" in their final games, justifying a switch at the top and Bama getting the #1 seed and Clemson falling to the #2 seed. I hope all of you can read the cynicism that I tried to incorporate there.

*On the topic of "championships won" - I haven't looked closely at the criteria, so I don't know what the operational criteria of that is. However, I thought - again with a healthy dose of cynicism - does championships won mean championships this season or any season? LOL, think about it it - the committee might have found a way of saying they can give bonus points to blue bloods and teams that have had recent success. I mean, face it, Alabama, Ohio State, Oklahoma, USC, and Notre Dame have a lot of "championships won."

All Indiana has to do is beat Michigan and they'd be in second, all things being equal. You'd be be shocked if Indiana beats Michigan? I'd be surprised if that happened but not shocked.

Who else is in contention to win the east? Penn State? Probably not. Sparty is a car fire. Maryland just got exposed. And Rutgers is, well, Rutgers. I think it's reasonable to see a scenario in which Indiana comes in 2nd. Hell Ohio State could drop 2 B10 games in the next 2 weeks.

You wouldn't be surprised if Indiana finished ahead of Michigan in the B1G East?

Surprised, yes. Shocked, no.

Indiana's defense is not bad at all. I think Indiana will win a decent amount of games this year. I won't be shocked if they finish 2nd in the East. A solid defense will win a lot of games.

So Ohio State looked fairly pedestrian yesterday on offense. I'm fine with that, provided it doesn't become a habit. It might be a bit of a wake-up call for Ohio State, who might have gotten a little too accustomed to hearing how great they are and where in the legends of the game they'll be mentioned at the end of the season. This game reminded me a lot of the Michigan State game last year, with the obvious difference being we found a way to finally distance ourselves and put the team away. Hopefully, that's cause for optimism moving forward.

Tennessee can still find its way into the playoff.

There were some shellackings this weekend:

- Washington's beat down of Oregon

- Michigan's obliteration of Rutgers

- and this one was shocking to me: Washington State's curb-stomping of Stanford

Add Stanford to Oregon and Sparty as programs that have had recent success that have fallen on rough times this year.

ESPN is pimping Tennessee out hardcore this year.

I think they get worked over by Texas AM.