Dr. Pomade

I can't believe you misspelled that. I before E For this infraction, you receive zero schnauzies. Instead, you are penalized with three I Adore Mi Amors and two Slow Motions.

This is pretty much it. Nailed it. Bingo.

I didn't think it was useless? I was genuinely perplexed. I will definitely remember to ask you about this in person when I see you next. I'll plan to wear a suit, my Oliver Peoples shades, a glass filled with scotch, and platform shoes in hopes of reverting your vision of me as (a cheap imitation of) Tony Stark. Please have your explanation prepared by then.

I'm really 4'7" and was hoping none of my friends would front me out. THANKS BFF

What shade? I've got robin, royal, baby... And yes, before you ask, I also have a green suit, brown shoes, a multicolored, loud, overly long tie, and Oakleys. Consider that myth confirmed. Tick tock.

Probably both, but is it okay if I just play it off and act like it's just you? And IOU 5 golden Mr. Schnauzies. (*emphatic clap*)

I want it that way. (Please god someone get this. Five golden Mr. Schnauzies will be awarded.)

Robert Downey, Jr.: 5'8" Me: 5'10" Perception is reality, I suppose. :fa:

I have no idea how to respond to this. There's a compliment in there somewhere as well as an insult. I'm not sure which is which, though. There's a picture of me in my avatar. Not really sure why you'd be confused when you saw me in person. BRB, growing facial hair differently for Cordell.

WTF, embedding disabled? Thanks, YouTube jerks. Here's the link:

No, it looks like this:

PM returned. Will remain cautiously optimistic.

Yup, that other thread had potential. Now that it's been cleaned up, maybe it can stay on track. I think, ultimately, we all want that car to be built and succeed. Hopefully it does. In the interim, I'd like to hear more about your CR mini-series idea. <3

Maybe it would be best if we talked it out.

I get what you're saying (except for that last sentence, which I think is a typo), and I don't necessarily disagree. However, I think that if CR limited itself to only talking about things that needed to be talked about then we'd only have like four threads. Also, by your reasoning, it's ironic that we're still talking about something that doesn't need to be talked about.

Universe implosion imminent.

Then he's had plenty of opportunities.

The YouTube videos that I saw were (1) him just talking about his cars and (2) his wife driving one of his Lambos. I'm not on FB, so I don't know what's posted there. However, my guess is there aren't any videos there of him making high speed runs in 1500+ HP cars.

Sometimes I'm convinced you weren't beaten enough as a child.

I like the optimism here. Honestly, I do. Here's the way I see it: 1. Most everyone deserves a second chance to make a first impression (even if that's not possible). I'm ultimately a half-full kind of guy, so I share your optimism about him. 2. He got some razzing from CR, which was well-deserved. Hopefully, he learns from it and is a bit more laid back and less pompous in the future. If so, then I bet more people will be on board with #1.

Agreed. Bonus points for all white cars.

Personality is all you sometimes have on a messageboard. His has been shitty. You can give him the benefit of the doubt, if you'd like. I think a lot of people here already have and he's squandered it.

1. Business partner's UGR Lambo 2. Jamie's UGR Lambo 3. John Force 4. Jesus in a Z06 5. Coltboostin's Colt 6. Mario's Z28 7. Haley's Comet

This needed quoted. Makes a lot of sense. Also, Thorne, I hope you capped the amount of bets you were willing to make at one. I have a feeling you could get a shit ton more action than what you wanted.

:lol: