Dr. Pomade

This is waaaay too logical and makes faaaaar too much sense for him to heed it. Seriously, IPS, get this guy away from a keyboard. Threaten to not finish his car unless he stops posting. He's digging a grave for both of you.

CR: Hey, cool build, can't wait to see the results. D.Wiggs: Shut up, idiots. Why don't you go back to watching YouTube and being stupid? You can't hang with this shit. CR: What? We're just saying it's a cool car. D.Wiggs: Yeah I know it is, so is everything about me. I might pay to let you look at my car when it's done. It's going to make 7064 hp and achieve orbit. Called up NASA yesterday, they said it will beat the Challenger. FIRST KILL ACHIEVED, BITCHES CR: Are you on drugs? D.Wiggs: What are you, dumm? No you fucking retards, I'm rich. I'm high because I have so much fucking money it's unbelieveable. STACKS ON STACKS ON STACKS Jaime: Want to race for $1000? D.Wiggs: WHY WOULD YOU EVER BRING UP MONEY?!? OMFG NO WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NO WAI DUDE CHILL OUT QUIT WITH THE MONEY TALK IDIOT

HAY IDIOTS I HAVE A 14 MILLION HP LAMBO LOL SORRY UR SO DUMM U CANT COMPREHAND IT

Ironically, this thread was going fine until he showed up. If I were him, then I'd likely just bow out of the thread and then let the car doing the talking later on. I think everyone wants this car to succeed - it would be great for IPS, Columbus' car scene, etc. - but it's difficult to root for a car when the owner is being a jerk to everyone.

You've talked down to just about everyone in the past few pages of this thread, calling them idiots and morons for the unspeakable crime of happening to question your logic. You've bench raced your car - which is still on metaphorical jackstands - and claimed a kill for a race that hasn't even happened. And then you chastise Jamie for offering you a money race, who is the same guy you called out and told him he didn't have a snowball's chance in hell. And somehow you have the audacity to say someone is acting like a douche? Holy fucking projection, Dr. Freud. Be thankful you have IPS in your corner. There are a lot of us here that like them, have friends who work there, and want to see them be successful. It's because of IPS that I think a lot of people here are using some restraint in dealing with you. Because I'd reason that if you were just someone off the street talking out beating people you haven't even raced we'd have laughed you off the site by now.

So you're claiming a kill on a race that hasn't happened? You can probably understand where some people might take some exception to that.

Wait, just so everyone is clear on what you're saying, have you are haven't you already raced (and beaten) a UGR TT G? My assumption was that you have, but then you talk about some loss already being conceded, which makes me think you haven't raced yet and instead have only talked about what might happen if you did.

POST ABOUT DOING BURNOUTS TO PISS OFF NEIGHBORS AND GETTING INTO ROAD RAGE INCIDENTS THEN BECOME IRATE WHEN PEOPLE FAIL TO ACKNOWLEDGE HOW NICE YOU ARE

CLAIM TO BE BADASS, NEVER BACK DOWN, DONT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE DO PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BURN OUT RATHER THAN CONFRONT YOUR ANTAGONIST FACE-TO-FACE

Do we need one? It doesn't take a Ph.D. to realize this guy is not getting a Mensa membership anytime soon.

So your solution to getting harassed about being a menace is to act like a menace? SEEMS PERFECTLY LOGICAL

This conversation just got interesting.

The amount of sense this sentence makes is zero.

Dumb of me to pay $20 and bring my car to the CR track day?

I am.

UGR: "Hi, Underground Racing, how can I help you?" Customer: "I'd like a turbo kit for my Gallardo." UGR: "We can do that." Customer: "Awesome. Okay, well, it's a 2011, and it's Green, and I think I'd like -" UGR: "Wait, did you say green? Customer: "Yes." UGR: *click*

OH SNAPS

LOL'ed at stool toss.

Feel free to pick any of these responses to this video: THRILLING NON-STOP ACTION IVE ALWAYS LIKE THE SOUND OF SANDALS SCUFFING ACROSS PAVEMENT IVE NEVER SEEN AN SRT-4 BEFORE, GLAD IT GOT SPECIAL ATTENTION IN THIS VID

Looks like the GTR won both of those races?

I thought maybe he meant he graduated from high school in 1991, but then I realized people don't graduate in October.

And 30% tint. #firstworldproblems