Dr. Pomade

Who liked when Meyer pitted Braxton against Guiton in the pre-game hit drill? Who liked that Meyer was actually on the field and sometimes just a few inches behind some of the players (e.g., holder and kickers)?

Yup, we'll catch up at the next one. I have a very soft spot in my heart for 03/04 Cobras, especially black ones. I can say on very good authority that the back end of yours looks amazing.

They kicked me off the track after that pass. "Uh, sir, this car doesn't have a cage and it's way too fast to not have one. Please leave."

Hahaha! <3

I didn't get there until late and I was there for that long. Besides, we both know the Ogre is unavoidable.

You and I were lined up for one of my runs. You beat me by about 3 seconds and out-trapped me by about 22 mph. GOOD RACE

What number were you? 65?

:fuckyeah: <3 As for my times: 14.3 @ 98 mph S5 LOL It was nice meeting some new people and similarly nice to catch up with old friends.

The Atom is a rolling stone, gathering no spilled milk, traveling at a comprehension's pace quantifiable only by the most metaphorical of light years.

No, we get it, D. Ficient. You don't know what you're talking about, regardless if it's Lambos, physics, or metaphors. Thank you for getting us to see the light, which, as a metaphor, is quantified into a light year comprehension value of pi divided by the amount of HP your car currently makes. Whoops, just divided by zero - universe has imploded.

STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT A METAPHOR WILL NEVER QUANTIFY COMPREHENSION BY LIGHT YEARS

Holy fuck, here you go again. How exactly do you quantify a metaphor? This means that you take a metaphor and then turn it into a number of some kind. You realize that makes about zero fucking sense. Do you just look up big words and then randomly interject them into your commentary? It's apparent you don't know what you're doing; we'll add it to the list. Things D. Piggies Doesn't Know How to Do: 1. Use large words correctly 2. Not be a narcissistic 3. Basic physics

So, we measure comprehension abilities by distance? This is new to me, please expatiate. Tell us how the distance that light travels in a year equates to how a person comprehends things. This could be revolutionary. School: "Sorry, but little David here is developmentally disabled." Concerned Parents: "But how do you know?" School: "Well, we strapped him to a rocketship and had him travel the speed of light." Concerned Parents: "Aaaand?" School: "Well, it showed that his comprehension skills are light years behind." Concerned Parents: "Oh, makes perfect sense."

You don't get much of anything. Your comprehension skills are on par with a piece of driftwood.

No, he doesn't realize that because he's a moron. Look at how he uses words incorrectly on a fairly regular basis. YOUR WIFE TALKED YOU OUT OF THAT CAR HAHA YOU MUST HAVE PERCEPTION PROBLEMS BUDDIES LOLZ EDADS EXPEDITIOUSLY!!1!1! I think he might be borderline developmentally disabled. This would explain a lot of the "logic" he's bestowed upon us in this thread.

LOL, my wife talks me out of shit all the time. In just the past month she's talked me out of buying a GT-R, a condo in South Beach, and putting you on blast for not paying your fabricator at IPS for your Lambo build. Since we're buddies and talk about our wives and shit, I feel comfortable sharing this with you.

:fuckyeah:

Pretty sure he wasn't.

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Genius minds think alike?

/discussion

I like to picture Tilley like he is a notable scene from a funny movie, only I'd like to think he'd fuck up some of the details so that he doesn't sound exactly like the movie scene, but enough like it so that everyone knows what he meant to say.

FYI, article says there was just one dead; the other student in the car was said to have minor injuries.