Dr. Pomade

Has been under or over three weeks since you last told a complete stranger about your field goal percentage during your junior year of high school?

Let me guess, you're posting this wearing your varsity jacket from high school, right?

I was no where near that attractive.

Johnny Bravo gains a level with every triple post. DJ loves them. Ask around.

O SNAPZ SICK BURN

Judging by the time-stamp on your post I now have some idea of how long it takes you to do a Wikipedia search on "Menzoberranzan." Oddly, I thought it would have taken you less time, but then again I've always been an optimistic fellow. I'm certain the irony of you chastising someone for not being black enough is not lost here? And let's leave Paul out of this one. Really all he's good for is shouting from the peanut gallery.

Took your advice, saw Hunger Games on Sunday. Got laid afterward. Everything went exactly how you said it would.

I've run into Brian Carter in a dark alley before. It was called Harmon Avenue. Things went better than expected. The dark elf stuff is a tribute to my inner nerd, which definitely pre-dates any of the World of Warcraft shit. We're talking old school: Drizzt Do'Urden and Menzoberranzan. Give me a 20-sided dice and I'll give you the most suave D&D player this side of Forgotten Realms. Sincerely yours, Artemis Entreri

Same here.

BTW I just realized I used about 163 "quotes" in my previous post. Sorry for that obnoxiousness.

Probably people blocking traffic?

I simultaneously loved and abhored the choose your own adventure books. I'd buy those bitches like hotcakes whenever the book fair would roll around, feverishly read them, and then invariably end up looking like this - :fuuuu: - every time I manage to die by choosing the wrong fucking thing.

This kind of shit is awesome. Absolutely boggles my mind. Was just reading the other day about the size of the universe, etc. Here were a few things I took from what I read: - the universe is suspected to be about 14 billion years old - we don't know how big the universe is (or will be). The reason why is because, if the universe is expanding (like we think it is), then it can only have expanded so far in the amount of time (14 billion years) that it's been in existence. Light can only travel so far in a given amount of time. - if we accept the Big Bang theory (that the universe was created from the explosion of "stuff" in an infinitesmally space), then we would have to accept that other "Big Bang" could have occured before and after our "Big Bang," creating in essence multiple universes. After all, the little space that existed that exploded and created our "Big Bang" had to exist in "something" - some area, some "space" - and therefore other "Big Bangs" could have been created in that same "space." Therefore, in theory, there could be an infinite number of "universes." (This is where my head starts to explode.)

Sorry to hear of this, hope she is better soon.

Makes sense. Congrats on the car, Jamie. I'm awestruck. Hope to see it in person one day.

At the risk of sounding alarmist, I'd second what Jesse has said and get checked out immediately. Concussive/neurological symptomatology isn't anything to be taken lightly. Hopefully, it's nothing, but you can't wait and take that risk, IMHO.

:fuuuu:

Kiss of death.

Following your link, I couldn't get the vid to play. But from it I was able to find it on YouTube: And now I remember seeing it. Yeah, wow, looked like JP was sitting still. Also, is it me, or do the UGR Lambos have a tendency to "drift" across lanes when they are WOT at those higher speeds? Like the wind/speed is causing them to "lift" a bit. Reminds me of how my Corvette would do at 180-ish; can't imagine what that effect would be in the URG Lambos, lol.

I'll give you $142 right now, sight unseen.

Where's the vid at, player?

Which is nuts when you think that, back five years ago or so, the Corvette guys, etc. were saying that the Supra had an inherent advantage because it was more easily able to plant their power to the pavement and hook on the street. Yeah, I'd think now it's imperative for you to have AWD to even be in the mix with those power levels.

Damn, that is crazy. That Silver Supra didn't even look like it was racing at times. So what is the AMS shop drag car? And I don't know much about the Stages for URG's Lambos - is the Stage 1 the best (like in the most HP, etc.)? Because I'm having a hard time believing there's like a Stage 3 or something that is somehow better/faster

Yup.