Dr. Pomade

P.P.S. Here's what I'm thinking in terms of lowering the car: http://www.a5oc.com/forums/s5-performance-mods/12913-h-r-oe-sport.html Feel free to comment (though I'm posting here mostly just to consolidate all this info into one thread that I can return to later).

P.S. What do you guys think of these wheels for the S5? I say the hotness. http://www.a5oc.com/forums/s5-performance-mods/20129-audi-s5-set-all.html I'm thinking tint, wheels, and a catback and calling it it a day.

LOL, I almost said in my post, "Like Jones said, the AWE Touring is the way to go." And that's great to hear about dealerships not really making a fuss about catbacks. The last thing I want to do is void the warranty on an Audi.

I think I also read that the AWE exhausts do not void the warranty? Can anyone confirm this?

Been doing some research and came across this thread, which contains a lot of good information on exhausts for the S5. I'm posting this here mostly so that I know where to find it when I need to check it out again. http://www.a5oc.com/forums/s5-performance-mods/19285-exhausts-apr-stasis-awe.html From what I gathered from that thread, the AWE Touring is probably what would suit me best: sounds good (there's a vid on page 3 of that thread, I think), but, perhaps more importantly, no to little drone. Since my S5 will be daily driven, I'm concerned about drone in lower RPMs.

LOL, for sure. Back when a 225hp (at the crank!) 5.0 Mustang was about the fastest thing on the planet. You want to race? What do you have? A 1991 Mustang GT. Five point oh, bitch. Uh, no thanks - I'll pass.

Not Brian has won three internets with his work on the past page or so. A bunch of quality stuff.

Even if birth control was covered by a third entity, I'd guess the women who society would most want to use it would still be the least likely to use it. *Caveat: I haven't read the entire thread, so my apologies if I've just reiterated what someone's already said.

You mean it was a good noob bashing or no?

BTW, who is mikehaze? I saw that he got all bent out of shape in that noob eradication thread that Miller posted. And, he also tried to give me shit for it in another thread (the one where Dr. Rick tried to make fun of me in his stupid 'O HAI GUISE YEARBOOK' thread).

Brandon Curry's arms are so jacked they look fake.

Just drove through some of the traffic getting to my office. Yeah, looks to be a small scale nightmare right now.

WTF

Not sure what's not to like? Porsche's look badass. LSX is a great motor, sounds wonderful, makes gobs of power. Seems like a good marriage to me. Sure, Porsche purists will complain, but they complain about everything, don't they?

Nope, S5 has been purchased - just working out details on the transport.

It's never good when your cameraman needs to use the zoom feature to see the guy you're racing. More evidence as to why I must have a GT-R.

Nothing brings CR together like the common hatred for a noob.

LOL, that Effme dude came out swinging, for sure.

The Irony Police should snipe you.

http://lasciencecoalition.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/animated_gif-applause1.gif

So, Hal isn't here, but not really gone, and never forgotten, and his thread is still here too, but we just can't see it. MAKES SENSE :confused:

These always deliver.

Uh, bye.

This is how posts in The Kitchen should look.

Sometimes I think you do this just to fuck with us. It's so awesomely unfunny that I almost want to laugh.