Dr. Pomade

Fashionably late, don't hate.

You couldn't even get past the second sentence in five seconds. Time estimation fail.

So, let me get this straight, you let two (supposed) heterosexual guys convince you that it's somehow abnormal for a heterosexual guy to accept a date from a rich, attractive woman? All of you get a fucking F.

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Tilley is legendary for three things: Mensa-level intelligence, a charming demeanor, a rigorous training regimen, and a disregard for coventional counting. Brian you're pretty jacked. I had no idea there were so many male models on CR.

I'm pretty sure Gabe didn't author that and you guys just got Gabrolled.

What if a cool person was considered cooler because they tripled posted? Would that cause the neurons in your head to freak the fuck out or what?

I enjoy these Phil threads.

You mean him or anyone that triple posts? Is is not cool to triple post? Just wondering about this.

Okay, saw it. Must have missed it the first go round. I think that's the Phil you think it is. (It certainly reads like something Phil would write.) I have no idea why he is signing his name Erick.

So where did that post come from that you quoted? Was it from another thread on here?

No need to even care that much. It's just the internet; everyone on it sleeps with supermodels, makes over $250k per year, has 2% bodyfat, and has been at least 15 barfights in which they've knocked someone out. Never take it too seriously. Besides, no one ever talks to anyone at CR meets - rather, everyone just stands around in small circles with their hands in their pockets looking across the parking lot at other guys standing in circles with their hands in their pockets.

I'm now confused. Where/when did Phil post that, why is he signing his name Erick, and is he trying to be supportive or inflammatory toward the Protection guy/Joe?

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I get the hit, I want two cars, I need you to take that bottle out of the car, I'm only on street tires, I'm only N/A, I'm low on spray, run whatchu brung, I'll drag your ass down the 1320, I only have 6 cylinders, I'm FWD, we need to go from at least a 60 roll, and it's too cold out for me to hook.

Not much fun for him, I'd suppose. Meh, it is what it is. If the OP doesn't want to heed my advice, then he'll get his, I guess. I just figured I'd let him know the deal. What he chooses to do with that is his call.

I don't think manlet means what you think it means.