Dr. Pomade

So, the guy in that commercial, not only does he just drive right by Adrianna Lima, but then he proceeds to just drive right on by a bunch of hot girls in bikinis shouting for him in the stands. Then he becomes preoccupied with bear-looking lumberjacks. Kia came up with a great commercial for gay, I think. Back on topic: Nice find. I laughed at the comment that said, "It gets kind of boring after the first three hours."

Year? Think it has to be in 2008 range with a sizeable amount of miles?

Do you take pride in where you live? Does that matter to you? Well, it doesn't matter to people who live in Groveport. Get used to saying you live in Groveport apologetically every time you tell someone. Do you ever leave your house? I do, and when I do, I like to go to places that don't suck. In Groveport, your cultural apex will be Little Italy's. No, it's not quaint. It's a place where kids play Pole Position after their soccer games and parents drink cheap beer in pitchers. Need to get some groceries? Awesome, head on down to Norm's Market. They have a large selection of specialty items. And by large selection I mean sardines, Fresca, Marlboro Lights, and scratch-off lottery tickets. Nightlife? Well, you have the Birch Tavern. You and your husband will have more teeth than the rest of the patrons combined. Fine dining? So much to choose from! There's Olive Garden, Wendy's, and even a Captain D's. Italian, Americana, and seafood, all right there. And you don't even need reservations. And no, you won't find many sex offenders in Groveport. No one in Groveport is attractive enough to victimize. Even sex offenders look down on Groveport.

RIP CARLENE DEMETER'S LIFE http://www.escofcentralohio.org/News/PublishingImages/CruiserLogo.jpg YOUR SACRIFICE WAS NEEDED SO THAT YOUR BROTHER COULD SUCCEED

RIP SAM DEMETER http://fatlabmusic.com/blog/media/070514_Left_Eye_Newsweek.jpg GONE FAR TOO SOON, BUT YOUR SOUL WILL LIVE ON

Honestly, the only place I can think of that would be remotely tolerable would be downtown Groveport, like in an old, historic, but nicely remodeled home. However, that doesn't have the spacious yard you want/need.

I grew up in that circle. I'll reiterate: please rethink moving there. You have to find some way to get your husband to consider. Seriously, his 10-minute drive to work is a deal-breaker, but living anywhere in that circle is a life-ender.

No, I can completely appreciate wanting to be closer so that you get to spend more time with each other. Are you at all familiar with the area? Also, whereabouts in Groveport does he work? Groveport is relatively large, so we could be talking anywhere from Rickenbacker to Three Rivers to Refugee Road.

What's up with his 10-minute rule? Does he walk to work? Seriously, not trying to be a dick, but if it came to driving 20 minutes or living in Groveport, I'm driving the extra 10 minutes and laughing hysterically as I drive through Groveport on my way too and from work.

P.S. Seriously, nothing comes to mind, given your criteria. I don't consider myself an expert on Groveport realty, but I lived there for a long time, so I have some basis for telling you to try to find somewhere else to live. Would Canal work?

In the name of all that is holy and good, please lock this thread, print it off, put it in a coffin, burn the coffin, and then spread the ashes in a running stream and never speak of any of this ever again. No one should ever, ever live in Groveport on their own free will.

His name is actually Taco? What the hell.

Congratulations!

at Leo and ADHD ones.

Hey I'm at C&C right now and there are some cars in the parking lot but none of them seem particularly impressive or even washed. This is not what I would consider a good turnout. And the car people aren't acting very friendly. Everyone just keeps walking from their cars and into stores and then leaving, like they are disappointed at the turnout too.

:fuckyeah: Hopefully we catch up in person soon.

TEH OGRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGjAYxF8AU4

This what came to mind reading the initial post.

HAD TO CHOOSE - HAVE SEX WITH HER: http://www.troyjensen.com/blog/images/kim-kardashian-troy-jensen-sizzling.jpg OR DRIVE THIS FOR A YEAR: http://pics.hoobly.com/full/Z2GY2OYMMJ926SGOFT.jpg I WENT WITH OPTION THREE AND CHUGGED A CYANIDE SMOOTHIE INSTEAD

JUST GOT CONVICTED OF FIREARM POSSESSION. JUDGE SAID I COULD HAVE SEX WITH THIS CHICK ONCE OR DO THREE YEARS IN FEDERAL PRISON http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mBHO1-XY1cM/TNGYU-an1qI/AAAAAAAASOI/LH-ZloFZNDs/s1600/Kim-Kardashian.jpg SEE YOU GUYS IN 2015!

Josh, edit that pic out of there or mods are going to make you have sex with Kim Kardashian.

Flawless victory.

THIS GIRL JUST SENT ME A PIC MSG WANTING TO KNOW IF WE COULD HANG OUT http://chimovement.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/kim-kardashian3.jpg I TOLD HER TO GET BACK TO ME WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/A97E93B9.jpg

THIS GIRL JUST ASKED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/stylewatch/blog/120213/kim-kardashian-1-300x400.jpg I JUST VOMITED