Dr. Pomade

Haha, morons. "He made it!" "No he didn't - look out pole." <crash>

Yes, real - and very paraphilic. These two actually have sexual desires for inanimate objects. At 2:40ish: guy (girl?) starts making out with carnival ride. At 3:15: "I'm definitely physically attracted to this fence and I definitely want to get to know this fence better."

So the batmobile isn't AWD? Shit's weak, Bruce Wayne.

I can see you're also a master of Bird Hand, Cat Bag. Well met. *overly exaggerated bow*

That's definitely up there too, I think.

Is there any better way to show that you have expendable income than an M-series SUV?

I figured that happened a lot, too.

I'm glad that didn't go unnoticed - thank you.

Real talk.

Why haven't the Blue Jackets (organization) pushed to go by "CLB" versus the "CBJ" on ESPN, etc? I realize "COL" was taken already (Colorado), but "CBJ" renders Columbus - as a city - kind of insignificant and hurts our image/brand, I think. I know, this may seem petty, but it's stuff like this that peeves me.

@ my pie

Something that might be pertinent about all the shots being fired: I've been told that, when an officer discharges his firearm, other officers are instructed to follow suit. One, if one officer is firing, then it signals - by definition - that a perpetrator needs shot, and if the idea is to stop the perpetrator then two or three cops shooting him is, in theory, better than one, if the idea is to stop the guy. Two, if more than one officer shoots someone, then the cops aren't sure who killed him and therefore don't have to bear that psychological burden down the road. Caveats: I don't if what I was told was just complete bullshit; I'm not a cop, I'm not an expert on cops, and I don't pretend to be. Also, I don't even know if more than one cop discharged his weapon in the video.

Sounds now like we're being pushed to the rink.

Who says you can't teach an old dog how to get nearly strangled to death by an incompetent owner and an elevator?

Don't judge a book by throwing stones in glass houses.

Shoot first, don't cry over spilled milk.

Damn that was cold, zero on the Kelvin scale.

I will be interested to read the psychological autopsy on this case.

Would buy based on spelling prowess alone.

Me too, terribly tragic. I'm very sorry for your loss.

Gabe = A plus

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