Dr. Pomade

Think bigger, like God, Michael, and 2/3 of all the angels vs. Lucifer, Pandemonium, and the rest of the angels. Fucking biblical proportions.

With your +3 Joe Flacco's Handlebar Mustache? Deadly weapon, for sure.

And yet you fail to capitalize English.

I rarely, if ever, listen to the Blitz in the mornings, but I happened to listen this morning. The Ronnie chick was like, "Well, one of our good friends here has gotten a new job and we all wish him well. It happened really fast - just over the course of this weekend." I took it that Blazer and/or Mo got a new gig and fucking peaced out. I vaguely remember them getting fired or suspended a while back. I also remember when they had the Opie and Anthony show on for a while, then something happened with them getting fired or something and therefore the Blitz couldn't air them any longer.

-3.4/10

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LOL @ Phil. Seriously, BStowers is all about the data.

You just described everyone on the stage at halftime.

It shouldn't; I just made that up.

Still just Farkas, like deer or fish.

School elevates your academics, not your intelligence. Rather, your intelligence remains relatively stable across the lifespan, regardless of schooling.

Not really a memorable one in the entire bunch, I'd say.

I am fucking losing it. LOL

:lol: :lol: Internets now belong to Brian.

I'm with Benner - fuck every part of all of this. No thanks.

MR. SCHNAUZIE SIGHTING

I love how this whole thing with Bielema and Meyer played out: - Bielema looks like a crybaby, a tattle-tale, and an idiot. I hated him before, and now I have even more reason to hate him and laugh at him. - Meyer looks like a fucking boss. Basically is like, "Fuck yeah I took your shit and next year I'm going to take your shit and the year after that I'm going to take your shit. Deal with it, fucks." I love how aggressive and confident and competitive he is. I also love how decisive he is. So much different than milquetoast Tressel.

Do you also sometimes wear a cape and a lightsaber? That would probably look good with your headphones.

Fuck yes. (PS - I opened this video to listen and Ashley heard it and - having heard me play it like 700 times before - was like, "Oh god." )

Can you imagine if this music just followed you around - like was playing when you walked into work?

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I lol'ed.

Fucking brilliant.

Josh - having freshman rotate in and out of special teams wouldn't be a "waste" of a year, especially if they are good enough to contribute. Our special teams have been special needs teams for about the past 2 years. Using eligibility to shore that shit up is eligibility well utilized, IMO.

I think this is supposed to be in a section that is not Pics/Vids.