Dr. Pomade

I'm considering a purchase of a vehicle there (an MDX, if you're interested). I've not done business with them before. This will be my first Acura. I think I've done my homework on the vehicle I'm about to purchase, but I don't know much about Acura of Columbus. Anything I should know that would make me want to steer clear of there? Not trying to be paranoid, just trying to be informed.

Enjoyed.

I'm still at a loss over the Cam Newton situation.

Reasons people give when they wreck: - I hit some gravel - I hit a patch of black ice - A deer/dog/some animal ran out in front of me and I swerved to miss it - the gas pedal got stuck Real reasons why people wreck: - they are idiots

18 hours worth of static.

OMG! Those louvers on that orange mustang are awful.

I keep them for emergency phones in my cars and in the safe room in our home. And by safe room I mean the place where Jodi Foster lives in my condo.

P.S. I'm on board with these things: 1. Us trying to beat Florida by 9 million points. Take out some frustration on those SEC fucks. 2. Us trying to beat every team next year by 9 million points. I want every sports outlet talking about how Ohio State is clearly the best team by year's end and the AP awarding us a split national championship. Fuck your crystal football. 3. Us scheduling Hawaii. Make that our bowl trip. We can go out there and have a great fucking time after hanging 9 million points on Michigan.

Gene Smith looks like a moron. I guess Ohio State was fucked either way: if we didn't get a bowl ban, everyone would have been all crybaby mad about us only getting a "slap on the wrist." I'm a die-hard Ohio State fan, but all of this shit is kind of deserved regardless of how you want to cut it. We shouldn't have sold our shit knowing it was wrong, and the administration never should have covered it up. Don't break the fucking law if you don't want penalized.

LOL, I'm definitely in for this story the next time you want to tell it. I've only been duped once. Was in high school. Some lady my dad with wanted to set me up with her daughter. Gave me a pic of her - bitch was gorgeous. I call her, we decide to go to dinner. I decide to take her to Olive Garden because that's how a playa from Groveport shows how ballin' he is. Went to pick her up, standing at front door, some weird looking girl who vaguely resembles the hot broad in the pic answers. I'm hoping it's the ugly sister. NOPE. I wonder if she had acid thrown on her since she took the pic I saw. Against all my instincts, I actually take her to dinner. I drown my disappointment in salad and breadsticks. She wanted to go to a movie afterward. I told her the weather was getting bad and I needed to get home. There was like a light dusting of snow on ground. I drop her off and proceed to do a burnout out of her driveway and all the way down the street: could not be WOT enough.

Yeah, I can totally see the benefits in doing this - won't get any hate from me. I almost feel sorry for the poor bastards on the dating sites when they realized they've been duped.

Yeah, they never seem to let anyone talk when they call in. That's how Colin Cowherd is: Caller: "Hey Colin, love the show. I was wondering about USC and -" Colin: "USC IS THE GREATEST FOOTBALL PROGRAM IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE AND BLAH BLAH BLIGGITY BLAH" Common Man and Torg do the same thing to callers, yet they make fun of Colin. The hypocrisy runs deep.

Did you actually have to straighten out the little bear necklace on the second chick?

I'm not sure why, but I listen to 97.1, and I find myself being continuously annoyed by them. Adam Neft is easily the most tangential person I've ever heard talk. And I've heard a lot of floridly psychotic people talk. That dude takes 20 minutes to make a single, often irrelevant point: "Ohio State is going to play Florida in the Gator Bowl on January 2. Now, I don't know about you guys, but here's the thing. I'm a guy that likes football. And when I watch - I don't know about all of you - but I'm not an expert, I just like to watch. I watch it on my nice T.V. Well, I think it's nice. It's probably not that nice to some of you, but it's nice to me. Some of you might have the 72-inch plasma screen HD high def 3D TVs, but I just have a plain old ordinary TV that sits in my living room and I watch it. I mean, it's like when your wife or your girlfriend comes in and says, "Honey, what' on TV?" and you say, "Football." Because you're a guy like me and most of the people listening. It's like when you go to Red Lobster and you ask, 'What's on the menu?' and the waiter says, 'Lobster.' Of course it's lobster - it's Red Lobster! And of course there's football on - it's Ohio State and Florida in the Gator Bowl." Shoot me in the face.

I have to say, I really like being an Ohio State fan right now. I'm exceptionally happy with hiring Urban Meyer and I very much like how aggressive he is being with recruiting, etc. I can't imagine how jacked I'll be come the start of next season.

inb4 we try to score 75 points and 80 points on Wisconsin and Michigan, respectively.

AMIRITE?

Mind shattered.

:gabe:

Not sure why, but Ockham's razor keeps coming to mind.

I've heard that Jimi Hendrix was the only musician that could sing and guitar solo at the same time, or something like that.

What did Mike Stoops decide? Is he headed to Oklahoma?

Whoa, did not see this one coming. We do have a history of filling the Pitt position with OSU coordinators, however.

Discuss.

Columbus is not Ohio - there's so much more to this city than simply assigning the qualifier ", Ohio" to everything Columbus. I'd advise against using the outline of the state if we're trying to establish some kind of regional identity or city pride.