Dr. Pomade

Whatever, just end this fucking game already. Our defense has given up a total of 10 points. That's solid. No way we should ever lose a game when our defense has only given up 10 points with only 5 minutes left in a game.

We are punting?

Only overthrew Posey by five yards that time. IMPROVING

Third down - let's hope we don't spike it.

Jordan Hall - let's see if he bounces off force shield at 20.

Ohio State may not get the ball back. Florida looks completely capable of running out these last 8 minutes.

Awesome spot. Guy gets tackled a yard short of marker. LOOKS LIKE A FIRST DOWN TO ME MOVE THE CHAINS

And we can't even get the team's names written in the end zones? What hacks are putting on this game? Field looks like shit.

We inexplicably abandoned the run. We inexplicably have less offensive range after having a month to prepare than when we did for the Michigan game with only a week to prepare. We inexplicably keep finding ways of keeping Braxton in the pocket after he's been sacked 6 times. This is inexplicable.

What exactly did we do in bowl preparation? Work on special teams? Um, no. New offensive plays? Um, don't think so. This game is starting to remind me of the 2006 game.

Our most potent offensive weapon is when Florida commits a facemask penalty.

Does Jordan Hall think that the 20 yard line emits an invisible force shield? He acts like he doesn't want to run into it.

84%

Big 10 has been fairly embarrassing all season long. The bowl season will just confirm the shame.

Okay, 14 points. Which to Ohio State is like 329 points.

Hahaha Sabino just layed him the fuck out.

Dear Diary, I fucking hate Florida. Stupid ass alligator mascot. The dumb Gator Chomp. Blue and orange? Really? Only slightly less obnoxious than maize and blue. This is how pathetic things have become: I'm so mad at a team that I'm now bitching about their colors. Diary, I might just roofie myself soon. This should be appropriate, since I think Ohio State's special teams were roofied pre-game. K, must go now. Need to listen to announcers use more hyperbole when referencing Florida. SEC FAST OMG Bye, John

This is sad. Florida's a fairly mediocre team. And they just drove like 809 yards on us.

LOL everyone except for Ohio State realized they would run a draw there. Someone call in the second gunman on the grassy knoll and kill me.

Just donned on me why these announcers are sucking off Florida: it's ESPN. Duh.

And there's Rainey getting tackled for a loss. Ohio State must have cheated that down and used nitrous to catch him.

And there's the obligatory Tim Tebow reference.

I think when I go to hell I will be greeted with eternal Gator chomping.

Why suicide? Because Ohio State.

Wooooooow fuck me. Posey catches, fumbles, then seven other guys fumble it, Florida has it.