Dr. Pomade

1. OP said he got fired wrongfully. In the process, he makes himself seem like a bad employee. 2. A lot of people make fun of him for sounding like an idiot. Some people offer him advice on how to get his job back. It's an exercise in futility. 3. Someone references a thread about a laptop. In that thread, OP says he was going to beat up his friend who bought him a laptop and wanted paid for it. Thread makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Read it and you'll lose at least a quarter of your frontal lobe to atrophy. 4. OP says in this thread that he fabricated the laptop thread. Yup, just made it up. You didn't read that wrong. Fab-ree-kate-tid. 5. People are like WTF is wrong with you? 6. Then people start talking about how the OP is a scammer and has scammed a ton of people. Lots of links to other car forums are posted, which make him look like a scammer, a thief, and a liar. Not a good look. 7. OP has an excuse for everything. He's been framed. His identity was stolen. It's a conspiracy. If true, he is the most unlucky member in CR's history. 8. No one believes him. He keeps trying. The thread has been a casebook trainwreck. 9. You ask for cliff notes. 10. I make a list of 10 things you should know about this thread.

This is what goats say when they get tossed off mountains by eagles. I think you meant "blah blah blah blah."

This just went from trainwreck to holocaust on the not good meter.

And this is why I forever heart you. But for real, if you're serious, let me know what you need - I'll gladly pony up the expenses for them. Just let me know.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgexrrqPc41qe18eoo1_400.jpg

P.S. And, if doable, I'd like a Strip Club Strike Force one as well. Not kidding. Have cash and bro hugs in hand.

Dr. Z06 fan club shirt as well? I will give you whatever cash you need to get that done, plus three bro hugs.

I read the entire laptop thread. Just so I'm getting this straight: you fabricated that entire thing? Like, you just made all that shit up?

LOL, woooooow

Okay, hold on - what's this about a laptop? Story? Link?

This has my vote.

Fucking brilliant. Completely lost it when he place kicked the other dog.

Rentals are for: - bouncing it off rev limiter in neutral and then dropping that bitch into drive - pulling e-brake at 40 mph and doing cool tricks in parking lots

Yeah, Skip is a moron. Of course, I'm convinced that ESPN is starting to go the way of WWE, wherein certain people - like Skip, Mark May, etc. - are told to play certain roles, play the "villian," and that sort of thing. I'm not sure how much of it is real anymore.

I'm an idiot.

Tebow lovers enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMK9FKMG3Nc&feature=youtu.be

11 miles per second? Holy fuck that's moving. I had no idea it traveled that fast. And it's kind of crazy/creepy to just think of that thing floating along in the "cosmic purgatory."

A bird in the hand is spilled milk.

Listen, people who live in glass houses gather no moss.

What is up with that quote in your sig? It's all over the place - missing question marks, mixed metaphors, etc.

Yeah, if I'm Buschur, I'd be pissed too. Copy me all you want, but copy me and pass it off as me? No way.

If it's good enough for Tony Stark then it's good enough for me.

Exactly. (And well played.)

On the real, if you want your job back, you need to go up there, logically explain your concerns to your boss, express how much you like working for him, and tell him that you will make sure that similar problems don't surface in the future. Start dropping hints like you're doing to sue someone and you can bet you'll never see the inside of that garage again.