Dr. Pomade

I can assure you I'm just as fucking awesome in person as I am here. BA-BA-BA-BAH-BAH-LIEVE THE HYPE

Come to think of it, Rick was a decent e-battler. He was a complete douchebag, but a decent e-warrior. I wasn't around for his ultimate demise at Eli's hands either, but I took great pleasure in reading that thread after the fact. Rick deserved every bit of beating he took.

Everyone on the Internet is a badass. That's like the first thing they teach you at intarweb skool.

Yup, I thought he was waving the white flag? Nope, he's just fanning the flames.

They saw you coming and knew you were about to punk everyone by asking to race a Dodge Caravan on the Outerbelt. I'VE GOT A FUCKING DODGE CARAVAN THAT WILL STRAIGHT SPLIT YOUR FUCKING WIG. ANYONE WANT TO RACE ME TO 110MPH? ANYONE? BITCH ASSES DON'T WANT NONE OF MAH MINIVAN POWAH

Quit huffing paint thinner for a second and realize no one in this thread is who you're referencing.

*tiger woods fist pump* YESSSS

TRIPLE AND POST GO TOGETHER LIKE ROCKY AND CLOSET HOMOSEXUALITY.

Yes, we know, we saw the vid - no one was in any hurry to get anywhere.

Is this real life? Me: Talking about homosexual shit makes you look gay. You: Gay, homosexual, guys humping guys, men sexoring men, blah blah more stuff about gays. Diagnostics has never been easier.

P.S. Be sure to bring plenty of drinks. We have use of refrigerator, full kitchen, etc.

Replied, playa. :fuckyeah: No, you're just as cool in person.

I propose that we rename the site ColumbusREALLYSLOWASSRACING in your honor. WHATCHA THINK LIL BROSKI?

It took you all of three posts to start making homoerotic references. NO DON'T WORRY THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU GAY, BRO. Looks like I hurt your feelings? My bad, broski. Maybe I should try a different approach: "KOOL VID, MAN! YOU GAIS WERE STRAIGHT BREAKING THE SPEED LIMIT AND STUFF! RADIKAL FUR SHURE! I REALLY LIKED HOW THAT ONE CAR LOOKED LIKE IT WAS GOING LIKE 84 MPH AND SHIT! LOLOLOL MY MIND IS BLOWNNNNNNN!" Oops, I just used the word "blown." This will now allow you to make more gay references. Which will totally not mean you're homosexual at all.

LISTEN JERK WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW CARS ACCELERATING AT A MODERATE RATE OF SPEED AND HAD THE PLEASURE OF WATCHING VIDEO OF IT AS IF YOU WERE LOOKING THROUGH A SMALL HOLE IN A CARBOARD BOX? YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. ANOTHER TOUGH GUY I GUESS HUH?

Watch out or what? You guys might do another freeway pull that will take 16 years to finish? OMG LOOK OUT THEY JUST BROKE 100 MILES PER HOUR!!!1!! I see more thrilling car action during my daily commute in from Hilliard.

Just because you and your buddies think it's cool doesn't mean it's okay to share. What's next, you posting vids of you and your friends fucking fat girls? Get that shit out of here.

LOL, Brian you should come out. It will be le fun.

Yes...you to a psychiatric facility. :gabe:

Bump - wanted to remind everyone about this Saturday. Looking forward to it

No, it wasn't an attempt to bring back the "old days." If I wanted to do that, then I'd title the thread something like ALL NEW PEOPLE ARE TEH SUCK SO LETS MAKE FUN OF THEM AND TALK ABOUT HOW COOL THE OLD DAYS WERE AND HOW AWESOME WE ARE FOR NOT BEING NEW LOLOLOL Now that I'm done defending myself, what does your number of facebook friends have to do with e-battling skills?

^LOLOLOL

He's holding a weapon! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjMFYAdvHJc

You know, Eli told me about the thread, but I didn't read it until just a second ago when I did a search for it. And I LOL'ed at the part you just quoted.