Dr. Pomade

LOL, the internet hates you. Now it's a car crash video.

Nope! It's great that we continue to have awesomely bad/fairly effiminate colors and a barn prominently displayed on them. And Ohioans wonder why we're made fun of by people in other parts of the country.

+1 I liked one of the comments read something like, "Remember when they came out with the new Coke...?"

My favorite part of the vid was when he was getting attacked by the alien. So riveting, so...homoerotic. A+ entertainment

By talented artistic girl, do you mean some gay ginger?

Very respectable sideburns.

Well, it looks like this thread was helpful. "Urban Active is awesome! They have great rates and when I signed up they gave me an AMG Mercedes." "Urban Active kicked my newborn puppy on three separate occasions. And then followed that up with a call about how I owed them money." "Lifetime Fitness FTW!" "Lifetime Fitness gave me AIDS." "Powershack is giving away free threesomes with every membership." "Powershack will punch you in the face and make you listen to terrible music." Classic CR thread.

This made me LOL.

^

Just got Artemis Entreri. I'm definitely impressed.

For the guys who don't do shots: How awkward is it when you have to explain your stupid stance on not doing shots to a hot girl that asks you to do shots with her? Hot Girl at Bar: "OMG this place is really cool - wanna go to the bar and do a shot?" Ninny Guy: "I don't do shots." Hot Girl: "Wat?" Ninny Guy: "I said I don't do them." Hot Girl: "Why not?" Ninny Guy: "Well, you see, shots are only for gays and girls, and I'm not gay or a girl, so I don't do them. I'm a real man so I just drink beer. You know, like Blue Moon." Hot Girl: "Oh that one beer where you put a slice of orange in it?" Ninny Guy: *puffing chest out* "Yes, exactly, that's the one - it's very masculine and heterosexual with the orange slice, don't you think?" Hot Girl: "You're a gay - GTFO."

Locking threads is nothing special at all. Message me and I'll explain to you the whole deal...

Sick vid. LOL @ dog.

Extra ticket has been acquired. No need for this thread anymore; feel free to lock away, moderators/admins. Thanks.

While we're all giving you CR life lessons, you should also follow through with what you say you're going to do. In retrospect, what follows doesn't really seem surprising, given that you apparently like to come across as an irresponsible know-it-all. You're the first to respond: Great, here you act like a used-car salesman ("What you looking to spend...?"), and then you proceed to tell me how a clubhouse pass isn't special, like I need your unsolicited advice. Looking past that, I decided to send you a PM. Aaaaaaand....about three weeks go by, and no response from you whatsoever. And, in fact, I still haven't heard back from you. So, thanks for being a jackass: you jump into my thread, tell me you can help out, ask me to message you, and when I do you don't have the fucking decency to reply. Pro Tip: Try to stop being you for a while and see how that works.

Great pics, heart the vanity tag on the ZR1.

Mixed: Vodka (Level, Ketel One, Absolut) and diet Coke or Sprite Beer: Stella Shot: Patron, chilled - no salt, no lime, just the Patron, chilled

http://www.boarddocs.com/oh/gmsoh/Board.nsf/files/WELCOME_IMAGE/$file/GM+Cruiser+Logo+(Framed)+250px.jpg

Is this going to be forever?

Hal just bodyslammed this thread with that vid clip/gif.

Looks great

Oh, I thought you were referring to the clubhouse thread. He did it in person, too? Wow.

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who was annoyed by that. Doc: "Well, I was thinking maybe we wouldn't need to lock things up in lockers because..." codyh: "hEY yah that would be COOOOL as beans, dude! Woo hoo right on, DOC!" Doc: "Thanks, codyh. Anyway, I was thinking possibly that..." codyh: "ROFL UR LIKE MY DAD, DOC! LOLOLOL wheeeeeee! Sike, jus playin HAHA LOL you know ur the best DOC me and you forever! CANT WAIT FOR US TO MAKE OUT IN YOUR CLUBHOUSE!" Doc: "Uh, WTF?" codyh: "LOLOLOL haha Doc you're so funny and smart!"

LOL, fatality.

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