Dr. Pomade

LISTEN JERK YOU ARE PLAYING THE ROLE OF HITLER IN THIS PRODUCTION. HERE IS YOUR LITTLE MUSTACHE. NOW QUIT BEING DIFFICULT.

Wait, the Europeans took control of it, or Israel did? I'm a little confused. And, FWIW, I'm not trying to start shit - I'm as much a fan of history as the next person and just trying to understand the point you are making.

This isn't really an answer - just because something has been going on for thousands - yes, thousands - of years doesn't mean anyone is necessarily to blame.

*someone accidentally tripping over the wires connecting DJ table to speakers at the party*

Haven't heard anything back from the codyh guy, so bumping this again.

LOL, flawless

Excellent thread - has all of the necessary ingredients of good Kitchen material: 1. A call out 2. A noob that doesn't know when to quit 3. Ricer references 4. Established members handing out e-beat downs

LOL, I love how Brian handled that.

^LOL

Back to his one bedroom apartment over the railroad tracks to put more tin foil on his head and write more letters to The Dispatch about how the drinking water is contaminated, Roswell is the key to understanding the current global economic recession, and how SWAT was orginally designed by the Los Angeles Police Department to be a deathsquad for eliminating political threats?

Who said they'd rather kill a human? What are you talking about? This was about four teenage boys apparently torturing a dog. Then you pop off about torturing cats and laughing when cats are set on fire. Am I taking crazy pills here? Who in the hell would every think anything you've said in this thread would be the least bit justifiable? Yeah, maybe you really should just keep silent. There's a really good saying that says something to the effect of this: It's better to remain silent and leave some uncertainty about your idiocy than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

+ a whole lot here too

+ a whole fucking lot

Is this real life?

JOHN TIMKINS WAS A SECURITY GUARD THAT KILLED FOUR CO-WORKERS ON OCTOBER 3, 1979. IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS BRAINWASHED BY VIETNAM AND RERUNS OF THREE'S COMPANY. BILLY JOHNSON USED TO LIKE HORSES UNTIL A MEMBER OF SWAT SLIPPED A ROOFIE IN HIS A&W ROOT BEER AND HE KILLED HIS WIFE IN COLD BLOOD. SHARON WILSON WAS A DISPATCHER THAT LIKED FRITZ THE NIGHT OWL AND HEROIN. IT WAS BECAUSE SHE WAS A COP. THESE ARE ALL FACTS THAT DOCTORS I KNOW SAID. DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE THIS FIGHT?

YES, YOU GOT IT RIGHT, SWAT CONSPIRACY DELUSIONAL BOY! YOU'RE AS RIGHT HERE AS YOU HAVE BEEN THIS ENTIRE THREAD. I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE MY LIZARD BRAIN HAS PTSD AND IS EATING ADRENALINE WITH A SIDE OF BORDERLINE NARCISSISM.

Okay, so what you're saying is that it was a whole lot of fucking lead on the breakfast cereal. I think that much is apparent. Listen, Captain Make-Shit-Up, stop talking out of your ass. You're like a drunk fucking hobo rambling at the corner liquor store. You took an online psychology class and now think you're Freud. Narcissitic Personality Disorder is a pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration, and a lack of empathy, whereas Borderline Personality Disorder is a pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and emotions and marked instability. Those are the correct definitions, not the shit you came up with. Stop trying to act smart; you're not. I wish some deranged SWAT team would shoot you and save us the misery of your delusional ramblings.

This type of thing reeks of psychopathy.

Exactly how much lead did you sprinkle on your Corn Flakes as a kid? Start by explaining to us what "personality disorder" members of SWAT have. Go.

You sound like a crazy fucking hermit. It seems like you're just making shit up. I HAVE INSIDE INFORMATION ABOUT GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACIES AND COVER UPS. IT IS ALL VERY PSYCHOLOGICAL. LISTEN TO THIS: ONE TIME THERE WAS A COP WHO WAS MEAN WHO SHOT SOMEONE AND THEN A CAT GOT RABIES AND A PIGEON WAS FOUND WITH A MICROCHIP IN ITS BEAK. THAT MEANS THERE WAS DEFINITELY A SECOND GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL. DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE THIS FIGHT?

That did absolutely zero to help me understand that dude's gibberish. I don't need help with the abbreviations/acronyms. I need help understanding what the fuck he means when he's referencing some personality disorder, something called "statist," and how those two things have to do with people being shot for knowing their legal rights.

P.S. What is up with the reporter's stupid random reference to Bin Laden?

The fuck is this word salad? Someone please translate this for me.