Dr. Pomade

Yes, yes, I like this, let's work with this. Perhaps, yes, a romantic evening at Mitchell's downtown, followed by, perhaps, a carriage ride through downtown? Yes, and then the carriage takes you to the Renaissance Hotel, where you've reserved the penthouse sweet. And the room is decorated with lit candles and rose pedals. Before she notices her heart aflutter, you get on bender knee, profess your undying love, and present a four-carat stunna! This is how you celebrate Christmas with a girl you like, AMIFUCKINGRITE?

BTW, at Groveport, we couldn't leave for lunch. Though, one year, during the standardized testing week (or whatever it was), they experimented and allowed us to leave for lunch and then come back. IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER. Kids were fucking driving over shrubs, wrecking into shit - it was mass chaos. Administration freaked out and we were forever on fucking lockdown again.

When I was at Groveport, the little round supreme pizzas were the best.

Leave it Predator Kid to make a thread that leaves everyone wondering what the fuck he was thinking, kind of like his body kit.

Haha! That's the best one. I lose it when they do the slow-mo Chun Li knock-out sound effects.

Me too.

Not a question - you lose, I win and once again prove to the universe that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Do you see me raising my hand?

Do we really need that visual?

Have you ever been accused of voyeurism when it comes to wildlife?

Ben, just ignore me; I'm being an idiot.

Why would you want to see a set of bad boobs?

When did you develop your Oppositional Defiant Disorder?

Has anyone ever told you that you suck at this game?

Is this you being defiant by refusing to ask questions?

Do you recall a time with a girl named Ashley, some other girl named Stacey, a hotel room, and a lot of liquor?

Is this a question, Ben?

How idiotic are we to be entertained by this thread?

What strip clubs do you remember going to?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Was it the midget we saw at the strip club that one time?

You want to shoot someone with a bra ejected with tremendous force from a pair of oversized breasts?

When what happened?

What's your preferred firearm?

How many times are we talking about?