Dr. Pomade

Yeah, there are a ton of those out there - all of which make me laugh. Here's one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtIuh38JmcI&NR=1 BTW, the video posted by the OP was, I believe, the first video that Al Gore uploaded to the Internet.

Sounds fake/staged to me. Am I the only who's ever suspicious of these kinds of things?

Good job. It's also not George Hamilton's tan, the color sunflower blue, a gamma ray, a quasar, Anthony Green's Airwalk shoes, or Gordon Ramsey.

I witnessed a multi-car pile-up on the Lane Avenue bridge. On my way back through the same area, they had shut down the bridge.

That was hilarious. +1 on the find.

Probable cause.

Great summertime car.

That will definitely not cause any police officers to think about pulling them over.

Dear Me, Congratulations, you've wandered into this thread and cost yourself a nice chunk of functioning neurons. Consider yourself about seven IQ points dumber. Love, Me

You know what's a joke? Three guys walking into a bar and the fourth one ducking is a joke. Yeah, I've sometimes wondered where I'd be if I didn't devote nine plus years of my life to college/postdoc/etc and instead just entered the workforce right out of high school. A part of me - the cynical part - wants to think that I'd be the CEO of fucking Lowe's or something right about now.

Awesome link - since I clicked it, I've been immersed in all things IQ, and learned about 10 things in the process (e.g., who holds the record for highest documented IQ score).

Haha! Fucking /game right there. Heart you, Kevin R.

:cool:

:eek: Kevin R is here! CAN I HAS A GRAPHS NOW PLEEZ?

Kevin R. handles all of my graphs; maybe he'll be awesome enough to come up with another one for this thread. Also, for the record, you're one of the few people in this thread that I actually believe when it comes to posting IQ scores. Tell Adriana I said that I have a new girlfriend now, I've moved on with my life, and it's time she moved on with hers.

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the roar of my incredibly high IQ, which, if measured at this very second, would be about 197. Wait, 198. Fuck, that's a high IQ, son. RECOGNIZE MAH BRAIN POWAR.

This is actually a question on qualifying exam for Mensa. So as to not leave you in suspense, I got the question correct.

I'm so fucking smart I don't need three posts in a row.

BTW, I've got lots of very official documentation that says my IQ is higher than 99 percent of the population, but, apparently, it falls below just about everyone in this thread. Ergo, CR is populated by geniuses and guys who only date girls named Adriana Lima.

What the hell is "brain power" exactly? Is it anything like solar power? Ethanol? A Chinese push-up? When someone has a lot of brain power, does his or her brain sprout large biceps that flex mightily when they solve difficult mathematical problems?

No.

Buck nixed you guys squabbling about the Costco stuff. Cards after New Year's sounds ideal.

Not really that funny.

I have a removable windshield, so usually I just take it in the house with me when I've parked the car for the night. It's really nice waking up to a nice, warm windshield.

Haha, you post some of the greatest, most random shit. I'm laughing out loud right now.