Dr. Pomade

Oh hai internets!

Oh, so this is how you multi-quote.

Wow, the Z guys are on fucking point lately with the introductory posts. Welcome, OP.

Wow, I am very sad to hear this, and my heart goes out to his family. I'll be glad to contribute to a donation fund.

One night in the parking lot at IPS, right?

I'm down for get-together whenever. Maybe after the holidays?

Yup, this fucker is no joke. It's seems highly contagious (everyone in my family and my girlfriend's family caught it in a matter of only about five days) and particularly virulent. Onset of symptomatology seems rapid (e.g., from normal to having your ass kicked badly in about one hour flat) and the effects persist for at least 24 to 36 hours. Fuck this bug, whatever it is.

Guilty.

Not anytime soon, I don't think, which is to say I'm not really looking at the moment. I was thinking of getting serious about it once spring rolls around. And, by serious, I mean IN TENTS.

Agreed, neighbors suck, or usually suck, anyways. Disagreed that apartments suck. Mine doesn't. And guess what else doesn't suck? Being able to walk away when my lease is up. Not trying to debate which is better, apartments or homes. In fact, I don't think there's even much of a debate there. Just saying apartments don't suck.

*crickets*

Vehicle(s) updated.

Hahahaha!

I had a similar thought. You have to think he didn't hit it in just one take.

Epic infomercial right there. "The onions, with the skin. Alright, this is making you cry, you're making me cry. Alright, life is hard enough as it is - you don't want to cry anymore." And I about lost it when he chucked that other device over his shoulder and into the sink behind him.

LOL, I missed this the first time. The blanket with the sleeves is called the Snuggie. My g/f and I were actually laughing about this just last night, and she even said, "Why hasn't anyone on CR made fun of this thing yet?" http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/413bpBTm3aL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Yeah, the ShamWow is the thing that soaks up stuff: http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x98/vrykyl250/SHAMWOW.jpg I don't know who sells the ShamWow, but it isn't Billy Mayes. Billy Mayes is the guy with the beard that sells the OxyClean stuff: http://www.princeroy.org/Billy_Mays.jpg As for one-upmanship, it's when someone does something intentionally as a means of making you feel inferior so that, in comparison, they will feel superior in the conversation, or "one-up" you in the exchange. I'll break it down for you as I saw it in this thread: 1. 00BlackWS6 comes in with a shitty intro (e.g., "Hey, I'm 20 and from Columbus and here's a picture of my car as it would appear during an earthquake"). 2. People call him out on his shitty intro (e.g., "Hey, your intro fucking sucks"). 3. 00BlackWS6 clown guy then comes back with, "Hey, George was my cousin - now don't you all feel like jerks for making fun of me?" This is the one-upmanship: 00BlackWS6 McDouchie plays the "George card" as a means of trying to make everyone feel bad (i.e., inferior) for giving him a hard time. Fact is, he could have said George was his cousin from the very start (and probably should have), but he instead opted to withhold that information and reveal it at the very moment he wanted everyone to feel bad for him. That, in my opinion, is one-upmanship; the OP wanted to "one-up" everyone in the exchange and used his deceased cousin to do it. He may not have intentionally meant to do it (and, from the looks of it, he doesn't have enough neurons to be that clever), but he did it nonetheless, and it's annoying.

Now you're just being a squirrel. So, let's recap what we've learned about you thus far: 1. You have epilepsy. 2. Your IQ ranks somewhere between a basketball net and a ShamWow. 3. You're not above trying to use your deceased cousin's name in a blantant display of one-upmanship. 4. You don't know what one-upmanship means. 5. You'll go from zero to EMO in 0.4 seconds flat in the event your feelings are hurt. 6. You absolutely suck at taking pictures, reading rules, make introductory posts, apologizing for being a douche, and taking hints. 7. And, now, we know you're a squirrel.

Oh, to wipe away the excess HP.

Why are the wipers on?

You know, this (as well as the reference post that follows it) is probably one of the more impressive posts I've ever seen on CR. I hope people can appreciate the amount of thought and effort that went into it. This is me applauding you. That being said, I think it's a misguided (and, in some respects, erroneous) argument to contend that cannabis is okay to mix with driving. I think I know where you're headed with the argument, but I just don't that argument needs asserted in order for the legalization of cannabis to have merit. It's okay if cannabis makes you drive poorly - plenty of very legal substances do the same thing (e.g., alcohol, presciption narcotics), and we have safeguards in place (e.g., police officers that are trained to detect impaired drivers and equipped with technology that assist them in doing so) to neutralize/minimize the hazards that should occur in the event of such. I'd hate to detract from the legitimacy of legalizing cannabis by accidentally creating - excuse the pun - a smoke screen by trying to prove a point that doesn't need proven. I've meant for what I've said to be fodder for additional discussion as opposed to some critique of what ImUrOBGYN has posted, so I hope it isn't mistaken as such. And I don't want to distract anyone from the fact that you just came up with one hell of a good post.

Wat.

Seriously? Have not heard that.

LOL, forgot about that little piece of awesomeness. No lie, if you had one of those made, I would pay you excellent money for it. In the meantime, I'm off to Bob McDorman...

You have some of the worst comebacks I've ever read. No need to answer my question about the amount of lead-based paint in your garage; it's apparent now there's a lot. Listen, Mr. Hurt Feelings, this site is cool, and it's a great place to talk about cars and a whole lot of other random shit. But there are rules here, and there's an expected code of conduct, and you've violated both in a very short time. Keep it up, and things will get a whole lot worse before they get better. But, hey, what do I know? I'm just some guy that makes jokes.