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Dr. Pomade

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  1. Dr. Pomade
    Did you bring bullets?
  2. Dr. Pomade
    Was I there?
  3. Dr. Pomade
    Do you have anything to shoot them with?
  4. Dr. Pomade
    Did you see any?
  5. Dr. Pomade
    Did you think that you could murder a one-legged leprechaun and there wouldn't be consequences?
  6. Dr. Pomade
    Did you think I would just sit here silently?
  7. Dr. Pomade
    Yes, but you're the only person here important enough to actually sign your posts. Thanks for ruining my compliment, you important jerk.
  8. Dr. Pomade
    Do you expect me to remember all questions that have ever been asked?
  9. Dr. Pomade
    My abs have their own line of styling products.
  10. Dr. Pomade
    Are you ever wrong?
  11. Dr. Pomade
    It looks like you have a signature line after every post you make.
  12. Dr. Pomade
    Three of the four judges gave you the victory. I have only myself to blame; I knew I should have started cutting up three weeks ago. Fucking creatine.
  13. Dr. Pomade
    Will we be playing strip poker?
  14. Dr. Pomade
    This ranks amongst the greatest comebacks of all time.
  15. Dr. Pomade
    I asked if you wanted to come upstairs and do a couple sets on the bench, but you said, "No, I just worked chest yesterday." AMIRITE?
  16. Dr. Pomade
    Absolutely, I'm down to host, but you can't cry when I beat you in cards.
  17. Dr. Pomade
    Great answer.
  18. Dr. Pomade
    Right now?
  19. Dr. Pomade
    This is a terrible question. Ask a different one.
  20. Dr. Pomade
    Because I'm in Mensa and have great hair.
  21. Dr. Pomade
    That doesn't have a question mark so it's not a question.
  22. Dr. Pomade
    Now you have to ask me a question.
  23. Dr. Pomade
    Are you listening to all of them at the same time?
  24. Dr. Pomade
    No, I surmised that much, but I think the woman's a fake too (i.e., it's a staged radio prank). She was just too conveniently dumb, said all of the right dumb things at the right time, etc.
  25. Dr. Pomade
    Why would that matter - because it was fake for only the first minute and then got real at the end?
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