Dr. Pomade

Right?

Stalker.

You were supposed to call me to fix them; my phone didn't ring. Who's the jerk now, jerk? BTW, that's what I did with my first $100K.

Oh, hey Paul, maybe you could lighten up just a bit so maybe our new friend to the forum here won't feel so ostracized?

Haha, jerk, I saw what you did there...

Dude, he said a hundred-thousand a year, not a billion. "If I had $100,000, I could buy a 03 Cobra, a new entertainment center, a house made out of diamonds, a chocolate factory, New Zealand, four-hundred puppies, the Food Network, and the sun."

Yeah, the rating stuff is kinda weird, so I feel you there. Usually people around here just need to get familiar with you to feel more welcoming of your presence. Do you have any pics of you or your g/f or friends? If so, post those up, as that usually helps people put a "face with the name" and makes things more hospitable, you know? I think everyone is just messing around with you about the "we hate J-body people" stuff. Actually, they're quite well liked here - hence why there's an entire section devoted to them. You'll really like it once you get there. The moderators there - Rad Ronnie and Faggy McGee - are really knowledgeable about the J-bodys and are a lot of help with the technical stuff. Okay, dude, so, get to posting those pics and join the party already!!!

Do you want a bunch of Ford guys to slap you on the back at meets? Do you want to piss off guys who drive stock Z28s? Do you want to be king anytime you roll into a high school parking lot? Want a really heavy ass car? Then go with the 03/04 Cobra. Do you want a be a GM fanboy? Want the luxury of having thousands of rednecks rush to your defense if anyone so happens to question the might of the LS1? Do you look good with a mullet? If you answered yes to any of these, then you'll probably want to go with an LS1 Z28. Do you want to get laid? Seriously, would you rather take home two chicks that could care the fuck less about HP/weight ratio and things like "forged internals" and instead are all about doing cocaine off each other's asses in the front seat of your car? Do you like it when girls solicit you for sex? Then go buy a Z06, McDouchey.

Yes, there are a ton of J-body owners on here. There's Billy, Rad Ronnie, Insane4UJgurl, Steve, Big J-Bod Jim, and Faggy McGee, to name a few. They don't post much in here - they usually post in the J-Body Section of this site. Do you have access to that part yet?

I took a picture of this thread and posted it on my Facebook page. In the three minutes that followed, I had 4,421 friend requests.

Columbus, Indiana?

LOL, did you really have to clarify that it's the Columbus in Ohio that you're referencing?

LOL, it's been forever since I got anything back from the government (e.g., a tax return), and I don't think it has anything to do with my CPA. Also, I just checked, and about 30% (as opposed to 40%) of my paycheck goes to taxes. So, yeah, if it were 40% being taken out, I would hope to get 10% back (though, based on what I know [which isn't much], it's better to owe the goverment than for them to give you a refund - since then you get to decide how to use your money, and not the goverment using your money as basically a debt-free loan).

Yup, taxes are rough - government takes about 40% of my paycheck right from the get-go.

http://isabellasanctuary.com/DragonRealm-MagicCarpetRide.jpg

LOL, plus one.

+1 on the Samsung. I just bought two Samsung LCD's - one for me and one for my father as a birthday gift - and not only are the aesthetically pleasing, but they were recently rated as a "best buy" by Consumer Reports. Back on topic, I'm not sure what I want/need on Black Friday. Does Best Buy usually have good deal on games (e.g., Xbox 360 stuff)?

I just about lost it when I saw "Leonardoodle."

Thank you, ODB. Yes, when I think of people like Sam and myself, I think instead of people like this guy, who almost has as much muscle mass as us. http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/Guartos/i-body-builder1.jpg

Is it the one meeting where everyone has to see how many misspelled words they can come up with?

I'm ultra-ripped and, of course, my hair looks great. "LIGHT WEIGHT" works; believe the hype.

Whoa, my bad. Backing away slowly now...

Listen, Admiral Bodykit, you don't get to say something derogatory to someone about something they might find personally revelant - like, I dunno, his or her car -and then say, "Whoa, hey buddy, don't take it personal." Sorry, doesn't work like that. You're showing to everyone exactly why we should continue to ridicule you on a consistent basis. You're a lowlife clown with a haphazard car that deserves every flame you get.

Wait, let me make this clear: http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/2005-talk/46057d1212865390-rk-sport-body-kit-mustang1.jpg

And, by the way, it's awesome that you actually think someone's car burning up is comical. Let me guess, you also think it's hilarious when cars get vandalized? Do us all a favor and stop breathing.