Dr. Pomade

Zeke should have had no less than 77 carries during the MSU game. In all seriousness, the Michigan State game killed his Heisman chances and Ohio State's playoff consideration.

I'm fucking losing it right now That was a straight up street fight for sure

So, how did everyone's pre-season predictions stack up? IIRC, I picked these 4 for my playoff teams: Clemson - yay! Ohio State - disappointment, but wasn't that far off Auburn - LOL nice pick idiot Arizona State - are they even still in FBS? Car fire

Zavier is just upset that a slow, heavy '03 Cobra with Alteezas smoked his big single turbo FD. Apparently his dorito didn't have that SEC speeeeeeeeeed. Zavier, I would love to post that video, but I have no idea where to look. I might ask Linn if he has it. And, for the record, you're right, when you didn't manage to miss third gear (which was on 784 of the 785 pulls we did that night), our cars were pretty much even. Of course, when John Force misses a gear, he doesn't get to roll back to the starting line and tell them that he wants a do-over.

There are so many things wrong here I don't even know where to begin: 1. I'm not sure if my Cobra was slow or not, but you certainly lost to it. In fact, there's even video of it. 2. Did you just quote the HP your car made as though that was a testament to how fast it is? 3. Did you just type that it made 430HP as though that is a lot of HP? 4. If you're Zavier that has/had a red FD, then I wore your ass out in a slow '03 Cobra, and mostly because you couldn't find third gear to save your life. I'm sure your 430HP car was plenty fast - with someone else driving it.

Yes this is really Tim Beck, the coach at Ohio State. And while my offensive play calling has left a lot to be desired, my 03 Cobra dragged your dorito all along 70 E.

Random thoughts: - Florida's defense really impressed me. It's a shame they lost their QB earlier this year and had what I think was the equivalent of a CB playing the QB spot for them last night. I think had Florida's offense been able to at least sustain some drives and allowed the defense to at least catch their breath, it could have gone Florida's way easily - that said, Alabama's defense looks really good. I'm impressed with them as well. - all the Heisman contenders showed up last night. Though, I'm not sure if I am just being salty or truly objective here, but I really don't find it impressive when a running back has to have 40+ carries to get over 150 yards. - I'd like to see McCafferty (or whatever that kid's name is from Stanford) win the Heisman. It should go to the best player, and it's clear to me he's the best player. Watson is the best QB, Henry is the best RB (though it's debatable with Elliot and Fournette in that mix), but McCafferty is the best player. (Unfortunately, the Heisman all too often just goes to the best QB on a really good/the best team.) - so as a consolation prize, we get to go smoke Notre Dame in the Fiesta Bowl (a decade has past, so Notre Dame is due for their 10-year beating at Ohio State's hands) or go get in a dog fight with Stanford in the Rose Bowl. I'm okay with either. Of course, I'm disappointed with us not having a chance at the playoff, but that's our fault, not anyone else's -I am now a huge Michigan State fan. Wouldn't it be great to have B10 teams win it back to back? Not that I want to be a B10 honk, but I know what another NC would mean in terms of enhancing the team's clout and Ohio State's chances moving forward -if Michigan State doesn't win it, then I hope Clemson does. If Clemson doesn't, then I'm pulling for Oklahoma. Alabama, you've already won enough lately.

Did that just happen?

If you watched the game you know that Bama was lucky it didn't get out of hand. Turnovers and early stalled drives in the red zone kept Bama in it.

Yeah you couldn't remember where third gear was that night either. Your memory is as bad as your driving skills.

I think it was an improv on the part of the punter. I think he thought we would get the punt blocked if he tried to punt as planned and then thought he had more space to run than what he really did. That's why Dabo was going so nuts - it clearly wasn't a fake punt that was a called play.

Ohio State would put a beating on Bama this year about the same as the beating I put on you about 10 years ago on a return trip from Dayton.

Well I guess now I get to root for North Carolina, who before about 3 weeks about most people didn't know had a football team. And I get to root for USC for once. This will make me very happy sad.

So many timeouts

Indiana absolutely would win the SEC East. Florida's offense is aaaaaawful.

Special teams - 12 Others - 0

That is such bullshit that was completely grounding

Again bama gets away with a penalty

SPECIAL TEAMS - 9 ALABAMA/FLORIDA - 0

Hahahahahahavahaha yessasss

Florida's defense is really good.

Yeah dude looked offsides to me.

Have I ever said how much I hate these two idiot announcers?