Dr. Pomade

http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/david-hasselhoff/david-hasselhoff_1.Jpg Oh hey Scott! I saw what you did there, encouraging anthrax shennanigans! Listen, pal, let's just play it cool for a while. Take it from me, a guy with great hair, that chicks really dig guys in tuxedos that drive cars that can fly. So, what do you say, buddy - ready for a spin?!?

Kevin R is on a roll. Graph for Kevin R being on a roll (X axis) to enjoyability of CR (Y axis) to demonstrate positive correlation please?

Haha, WTH?

Truth has been spoken.

Freudian typo? Seriously, there are chicks like that downtown, and they are into money. And my abs. But mostly money.

Damn, Mike, I didn't know any of that had even gone down. Very glad to see you get some revenge; congratulations on having the perseverence to pull that off.

Well, tell that guy to quit plagarizing my shit. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19726&page=6&pp=25&highlight=urinal Not that I care, really, it's just that I thought it looked familiar and it kept bugging me. Page 6 of that thread, post #149. My apologies for the semi-thread jack.

Phil, where'd you get the quote in your sig?

Haha!

It can snow on Christmas Eve and Christmas morning. Beyond that, I'll take it 80 degrees and sunny every day.

That one is fake.

Johnny go poo poo in this thread?

Yeah, I know. Sorry, I realize now that my rhetorical question (i.e., JoePa went poo poo?) could be misinterpreted; I meant to imply that he was an incontinent old man that you would talk to in a baby-eese manner, much in the same way you'd condescendingly address a senile person. My bad.

LOL, JoePa went poo poo?

When thinking of standouts during the Cooper era, these come to mind: Eddie George Orlando Pace Andy Katzenmoyer Joey Galloway Terry Glenn Antoine Winfield Shawn Springs David Boston

Me too. I think he still deserves one for the '94 squad that he had that got ultra-shafted; that team was fucking DOM-I-NANT. Also, JoePa has been nothing but completely respectful of OSU football.

Jason, completely agree with you as well. I've been screaming for a sweep play since the early 1990s. Apparently, Tressel and Cooper have that in common: a refusal to run anything outside of the tackles. Mo Wells is useless, but, like Kenny said, he'll always be useless if we keep trying to use him like a Beanie Wells. Again, I'm putting this loss on coaching, and I completely agree with Jason's analogy of TP, the ferrari, and the scooter. I'm definitely disappointed, but I can't help but be optimistic about the future. We'll smoke the next three opponents, and I still think we'll find our way into the BCS - especially if Penn State goes to the Nat'l Championship game.

Excellent post.

Yeah, I see this year mostly as rebuilding. And, yeah, Pryor's two big mistakes were costly - the fumble and the interception - but I can't be too hard on him; he's young, and he was trying to make something happen. Those kind of things will happen when you're a true freshman quarterback at one of the top five premier college football powerhouses in the county. Now, the coaching on the other hand...WTF? Are the offensive coaches even trying anymore? Seriously, I could call plays that badly; give me a million plus and a headset, and I can stink just as bad.

FRIEND DRIVES A VAN: Anyone know about driving or vans? My friend needs help! For real, no joke; let me know if you know anything about this or know anyone who might know about vans and stuff.

HAI GUYS - NEED HELPS WITH INternet Warrioring! Any tips? FOR REAL NEED HELP! K, thanks in advance.

You started a new thread to alert someone - that is, one person - to another thread, and didn't use a PM? This is why people think you're retarded, Thorne.

Was at the game; it was disappointing to say the least. OSU deserved to lose, though. Can't score a touchdown? Um, you don't deserve to win, sorry. OSU will still go to a BCS bowl if they win out and look convincing in the process, same as what happened in 2005 - we lost to Texas and Penn State that same year (and, ironically, both of those defeats also involved a fumble late in the game by OSU's quarter back), and still went on to play ND in the Fiesta Bowl. OSU is a huge draw, the BCS knows it, so an at large bid will come our way.

ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO 27O AND JAMES?!! My TOM TOM is not working. TIA!

I JUST STARTED MY CAR: AND I THINK I NEED TO FILL UP THE GAS TANK. Ideas? Thanks in advance guys!