Since you're Cavin Le Douche, you probably don't know this, but male nurses have been and continue to be in high demand, and, especially in some specialties, they are exceptionally well paid. For example, IIRC, male certified registered nurse anesthetists (CRNAs) are commanding salaries in the area of $150K to $175K per year. That's some serious loot. On top of that, as a nurse, you get to work with, oh, I don't know, LOTS OF OTHER NURSES WHO ARE USUALLY CHICKS THAT ARE TYPICALLY PRETTY HOT AND COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR BODIES SO THEY DO A LOT OF FREAKY SHIT ALL THE TIME. So, I'd say being a male nurse is a pretty good gig.