Dr. Pomade

Three strips of salted deer meet and a small Eskimo child.

This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot. I'm hot because I got french fries, you ain't cause you don't. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.

LOL. I thought about who to use there - you or Chris - and ultimately elected to use Chris because I perceive him to be the more vindictive of you two. That, and I think I remember him warning Thorne about something along these lines not too long ago. BTW, Brian, you're pics have been spot on lately. Two gold stars and one smilie for you.

LOL.

Telekinesis.

It's 6:47am in the morning, and Johnny Bravo is still the triple post king.

+1 x 45.3

Not that alarming to me. I often text in the middle of rolling racing. "OMG I AM SO WALKING THIS LS1 RIGHT NOW HAVE TO SHIFT BRB"

GTA = sick.

If my car is operational before this, then is what I'm doing: a rolling burnout down Sancus right in front of the Hooters, then stopping the car in the middle of the street, jumping out with a 40-ounce bottle of beer in my hand, throwing it down in the middle of the street, scream, "If you ain't gonna ride fly then you might as well hate me!" and then proceed to continue the burnout down to Lazelle.

Where even dysfunctional is dysfunctional.

You know you heart me.

Seriously. Thorne, remember a few weeks back when it was proposed (in the Senior Members section) that certain people NOT be allowed to start threads? At first, I didn't like that idea, but, you know, here I am, starting to think it may not be such a bad idea. It's going to get to the point that Chris Green just out-and-out bans you for this shit. And we've all told you to stop, so, when he lays the smack down, you can't say you didn't see it coming. Again, I know you're a decent guy and just want to be cool with everyone, and I can respect that. But, for fuck's sake, just stop.

Yes!!!1!!

Sometimes you can have both.

I didn't watch the video (because I don't have sound on this PC), so I can't comment on it. However, I thought it relevant to add my opinion on this: the theory of evolution by natural selection does NOT disprove the existence of "God" (or some omnipotent being of some sort), it simply disproves the theory of Creationism, or the notion that "god" created the world in seven days (or six, really, since on the seventh nothing happened). So, people can still accept a theory of evolution by natural selection AND continue to accept the notion that there may be some higher power working behind the scenes.

1 of the top 10 moments in CLB street racing history: -waiting for a roll race to pop off and then watching a cop do a fly by on the berm

Not really sure what thread you're referring to, but, as for America becoming England, that would be sweet - I've always wanted a British accent.

How do you say, ah, yes, the triple post owns joo?

+1. Chris knows a lot.

OH NOES.

This reads like one of the Jack Handy things from Saturday Night Live.

That is just begging for a photoshop. Someone page Kevin R.

I don't know if I want to play Florida or not. On the one hand, it's the only way to get (at least some) vindication after the massacre that was the BCS title game. On the other hand, if we play them and lose... *puts gun in mouth*

*Security, we have a Level 2 breech in Sector 4 of this thread. Quarantine and eliminate the source. Over.*