Dr. Pomade

Yes, but how much time was spent in R&D and research?

DAT WHITE 1 DOUGH

Pics look awesome, Wagner. :fuckyeah: And I've always been a fan of that model Viper.

I think white would be my first choice. The light silver (whatever it's called - polar?) is in a close second. Both the white and the silver look so good with a nice set of brushed silver aftermarket wheels, like HRE, BBM, or Filske. That was one of the first AMGs I came across when I was doing a search. I didn't even notice it was in Lewis Center. My experience from when I had my Z06 was that your average Joe or Joette would automatically think the Viper was the superior machine. While the Corvette outperforms in the Viper (and just about every other car) in a lot of different ways, I think most people view the Viper as being a lot more exotic (and, thus, "fast") than a Corvette. Also, I've never seen any car respond to nitrous the way a Viper does.

Don't act like you don't already...

Listen, player, when you're rolling 10 deep with chicks, you go where you please.

I didn't notice them until you said something about them. If I got a 996, then I doubt mine would have them.

Like Alex said, there really is not any good place to park. I usually just opt to valet whenever I go down there - it's usually reasonably priced and that way I don't have to circle the Short North for an hour trying to find a spot. I'll pay for the convenience. Also, just wondering, did you guys know that Union is one of the largest (if not the largest?) gay/lesbian cars in the city? I've had friends from out of town want to go there...until I tell them that the chicks there likely won't be into them. Of course, I'm being a little stereotypical, as plenty of straight people go there, too. But, still, just wondering if you guys knew that.

http://www.iforgedlifestyle.com/images/w996tt3.jpg http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/wheelsboutique/Wheels%20Boutique%202/996_TT_3.jpg http://wheeldynamics.net/rpk-038_porsche_silver_white_996tt.jpg http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/wheelsboutique/Wheels%20Boutique%202/996_TT_1.jpg

Yeah, the listing is still open in my browser. :megusta:

I LOL'ed, but I'm not sure what you're getting at? The life and death thing was in reference to how the thread started promisingly for Maserati's and then ended in a fiery crash by the second page. I indeed said Maserati's did nothing for me yesterday. Then Jones and Paul posted some things that made me think a little differently. Still, I haven't purchased a Maserati since yesterday, so I don't think I'm in violation of some hypocrisy code. Is this your way of goading me into an e-battle? I surrender.

Yes?

Awesome to hear about having a good time at Kahoots. Sucks to hear about the parking tickets. Yeah, those meter maids can be fucking snipers in the Short North.

ONLY IDIOTS DRIVE THIS CAR

I'm beginning to think Maserati makes cars for guys who think that making everything the same color is cool. Check out my red Maserati with my red interior and my red racing gloves and my red shoes and my red cell phone cover.

10/10

I remember what the back end of that car looks like...

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=43085&endYear=2005&vehicleStyleCodes=COUPE&modelCode1=911&showcaseOwnerId=0&startYear=2002&makeCode1=POR&searchRadius=0&showcaseListingId=0&mmt=%5BPOR%5B911%5B%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&listingId=348683365&Log=0 Wait, do these HP/TQ numbers check out?

Redemption with masterful counterpoint. 10/10 microphone drops

Wagner, always getting it. CTS-V would be high up on my list for sure. Though, I don't know how I feel about the white. And I usually need white. I know, racist. 9.9/10 trunks filled with hookers

Miller, always solid. 9.5/10 monocles

Good idea if I wanted to end my life. -3/10 minivans

2/28/14 Never forget