Thanks for all of the posts/info/help.
I went and looked at the 2 suburbans and beer30's SHO today with my wife dead set on buying 1 of them today.
I have decided to get my mk2 jetta coupe running for dog park duties, order my winter tires, and do some mods to my car.
The suburbans were out the second I looked at them, even drove one for the hell of it. Old crappy ass suburban for 3300+TTL= around 4k.
The SHO was a harder car to turn down, but in the end, I couldn't justify spending 4-5k on a 15 year old FWD car that does nothing better than my GTI. They will always be my unicorn, but I will never own another one.
Snow tires for both my GTI and wifes Rabbit, Getting the jetta running safely and coilovers and summer wheels/tires can be had for that kind of coin.
PS Jones is gay