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Turn your cast into a weapon of destruction. Add some parts to it. Paint it up. Make it look the part. Paint it to look like a giant wiener. Camo it and tell people you lost it in 'the war'. 1812 - Cam Rahn Bay. Dress it up like a baby or puppy. Hold it close to you and walk thru park near women. Attract attention. Stand outside and wait for the first kid out of school to ride down your block on their bike. Clothesline them. Duct tape pen to cast. Now, you can write. Wrap towel around cast. Apply for a job training attack dogs. Those are just off the top of my head. C'mon man!
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Wow! Didn't realize the Viper ran on bullshit.
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lol It's not the porcupine's fault.
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And this is the problem with religion. You guys can't agree on shit. lol And you never will. Too much left to interpretation, too much that's been warped by time and man, too blind to see you all have the same ultimate goal/belief. What a waste. I find it hard to believe there's a god up there watching all these different religions kill and condemn each other and fighting for 'who's right'. Eh, I'll stop there before I offend someone. It's not my intent.
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anybody know anything about the ford flex?
ImUrOBGYN replied to Dave1647545494's topic in Passing Lane
At 4800lbs, thinking it'll get 20mpg is a bit optimistic. I'm betting mixed driving will get you around 17mpg unless you have a heavy foot. I believe someone saying low14's stock may be a bit optimistic, as well. Ford themselves only estimated a 7sec 0-60. I'm guessing a high 14 at best. "I really like the Scion xB. If I could just buy something bigger and twice as expensive..." Seriously, not a bad looking suv if you like the boxy look. It at least gives it a bit of unique look and you can always mod the big bitch. Out of curiousity, what's the tow limit on the ecoboost? -
It may still be a bit amusing, however, it may also be illegal, too.
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Automatic with manual valve body- how manual is it?
ImUrOBGYN replied to hpfiend's topic in Tech and Tips
They actually make a paddle shift kit for the auto in the supra. Holds all gears and can be used to completely reprogram shifts, etc. I've also got ghetto manual shift if I simply unplug the tranny ecu. The only time I actually do that is for dynoing, though. -
You can have Freedom Toast or you can :gtfo:!!!
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Whenever you are all ready... http://www.themotorreport.com.au/content/image/4/8/4882_jcb_gt_backhoe-4b77ac2f747e7-625x360.jpg Vid: http://www.streetfire.net/video/worlds-fastest-backhoe-tractor_2055951.htm
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You know, I never thought a shovel would impress me, but you sir, have somehow managed to do this. Hide your shovel, my greed and jealousy is overwhelming.
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2012 Focus ST Preview or Yay, America get's a cool Focus!
ImUrOBGYN replied to Littleguy's topic in Passing Lane
Not bad. But I'm not to quick to give out kudos for them bringing us something others have had all along. And we're suposed to feel blessed or something. "Oh wow, thanks for finally not giving us a piece of shit. Sloppy seconds will do for me!" Anway... Front end looks very Aston Martinish in the side pic. Not neccesarily a bad thing. -
Good job, buddy. I knew there was a reason I told you to pop in here other than to yank your chain. And this is one of the reasons you and I bestest buddies! lol For so serious a subject as most people make religion, you and I have never had a 'religion problem' though are views and beliefs are quite different. It's simply a matter of respect and understanding, not necessarily agreement.
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Sorry to hear that, man. That sucks. No more suffering for her, now, buddy.
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Man, that sucks. At least you were there to get them out. They'll actually burrow deeper into the animal the longer they stay in. Make sure he doesn't get an infection. Poor littel BullTerrier. These guys along with pits amstaffs aren't generally perturbed by animal defense. It seems to make them fight harder. My dogs were unaffected by the damn skunk they caught. Just pissed them off more.
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I don't know. If I'm going to move to a sweltering sand hole, I'd rather it be Albuquerque, N.M. Much more interesting a city to me after having visited both at one time or another.
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Sorry, Norm (Littleguy). Pope Stamps Approval on U.S. "Miracle" A man is suffering severe back pain due to his lower vertebra squeezing his spinal cord. He has surgery to repair it. 5 days after the surgery and still in pain he prays not to God but to a 19th century Cardinal. Now the pope is claiming that is wasn't the surgery that helped, but that it was the centuries old cardinal. Now, it's been awhile since I've had my head in a bible, but I'm fairly certain I remember Moses catching some serious slack for not giving God credit for some shit. To me, this almost borderlines blasphemy, however, it's Catholicism, and like many religions... who the hell knows. They'll make it up as they go along, I guess. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/14/world/main6864179.shtml Disclaimer: As usual, this it not meant to incite. It's a discussion. This is the opinion of the OP and not neccesarily those of ColumbusRacing.com.
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Didn't really think it'd go this far: Don't really have an opinion. Other than now, if the law makes it way here, when I goto the store, I can't play the "let's see if I can get this woman to make eye contact with me" game. If you know about their culture, that's a no-no. Without the burka, I can't indentify the 'no-lookers'. Seriously, though, I wonder how the Islamic nation will react to this in France. It does appear to step on 'religious toes', so to speak. However, the vast majority behind the measure say it will preserve the nation's singular values, including its secular foundation and a notion of fraternity that is contrary to those who hide their faces. http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=11630449
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I could "fall asleep" on that ass.
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lol You could get the fake casette tape that plugs into your output jack of your cd player or mp3 player and pop that into your casette deck. Old school. Someone with some soldering and electronic expertise and some time on their hands could probably wire a stock head unit faceplate to an aftermarket one. Im my old Datsun 510, I had an aftermarket head unit and speakers. I got a hard, black plastic cover that went over the head unit and glued wires and shit to it. Made it look like the stereo had already been stolen. Looked especially convincing thru the tinted windows.
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lol That's pretty cool. Hopefully, he's getting a little in-costume action. He is just the mascot though, so probably not.
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^This man has it right. My gf (who's also been a huge Bears fan all her life) was kind enough to remind me the the ruling for a touchdown concerning ball control actually changed a couple seasons ago. You must maintain full ball control until the whistle. Just like if you were in the middle of the field. No 'I was celebrating excuses', no 'I had already crossed the plain' guessing. And honestly, he looked a bit suprised and seemed to almost be playing it off. Sorry Detroit fans. Ruling on the field stands.
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lol Was gonna post this up. I saw the link on youtubes. Suprise ending.
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Is it a matter of space or strength?
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lol I've actually considered trying a pipe. Just hit it every little bit, plus having to pack it every time as opposed to just lighting a cig will help, too. I really don't enjoy the cigarettes I have to smoke, now and think this could possibly help me ease off the habit. Plus, it really brings back memories of my grandfather. There was a prescription I took (it was originally a mild antidepressant but was found later to greatly help some people stop smoking) that was a f'n miracle drug. The results were almost immdiate and I cut back immediately. In less than a week, i was leaving the house without my cigs (a big deal to a smoker) and within less than 2 weeks, I hadn't a single urge for a cig. However, the meds were given to me by someone to try (I wish I could remember the name offhand), but there wasn't a whole supply and I was around people who smoked constantly. Eventually, I began smoking again. I wish I could get these little magic pills again. Wait, I think it was Zyban, but not 100% sure. Seriously, if you're a smoker and want to stop and have access to this, do yourself a favor and give it a shot. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor.
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If I'm going to go thru the trouble of rolling a fucking cigarette, I might as well smoke a joint.