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ImUrOBGYN

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  1. I think it would be awesome. $3.5 million awesome? Not in my current monetary condition.
  2. I remember in certain areas during the summer those things would get thick in the weeds. One every few feet. By the end of the summer, they're huge as shit. Slightly different species, however. You could put a cup in front of them, tap them into the cup from the other side and throw them in another web for the battle royale. Or it was just fun to walk though the weeds due to all the grasshoppers flitting about. One was almost always guaranteed to get caught. I've seen a small anole get caught by one before. Well, it was already caught when I saw it. This is the species down south. This isn't a full grown spider, though. http://i.pbase.com/v3/48/95248/1/48116303.GardenSpider5.jpg
  3. Some of the cooler Nom Noms I've seen. http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=22189&display=photoshop&page=5000#entries One of my fav's. http://www.worth1000.com/entries/432000/432278sXaw_w.jpg
  4. Uh, the thread is old and you can't even vote anymore. But if I could, it would be #1.
  5. No, you misunderstand. If I knock them unconscious, I can begin again when they come to.
  6. You may be suprised at how quickly someone may become homeless; how quickly sometimes things can go downhill. It's not always because people are lazy or something. Do you really think every homeless person has made the conscious decision to live that way? Are you crazy? Your opinions are derived from ignorance and lack of care for your fellow man. If you don't want to donate and feel that strongly, then just find your way out of the thread. Why come in at all?
  7. What was your name? Either I have accepted you or I never received a request. Double check, and if I haven't accepted, send me another. Sorry bout that.
  8. And the triple for human animal names... I think we should purposely come up with stupid names like this for each other. If we make new ones up, they can't qualify right away for banning. As a matter of fact, if you take offense, you get banned for a day. Somebody start. My imagination hasn't kicked in for the day, yet.
  9. Hey, I've been one of those and I've never heard yard ape for us. Though, I have been referred to as a big gorilla. Edit for racism: You're racist for saying that. I heard it just so happens, a considerable number of people in Florida own primates and given the wonderful weather, they enjoy tying them in the front yard to get some sun.
  10. Imagine porch monkey. Same kind of racial epitaph. The kid's an idiot.
  11. Drums are fun. They're a bit more realistic for me.
  12. Welcome. Nice to see someone who can drive a honda and a mustang and enjoy them both for what they are. Like normal fucking people should. lol
  13. Haha! Old fucker. Better start taping up your balls. Well known fact at 30, the testicles of the human male try to escape their skin prison by running down your leg. They're suprisingly quick.
  14. That bitch if fugly. Remind me not to look at their faces. Actually, remind me not to waste my time and just watch some porn.
  15. These are two of my favorite scenes. "My balls itch" Be sure to watch till the end. When they first meet. Click
  16. ImUrOBGYN

    Combat Arms

    My video card won't play it. Integrated Intel in a laptop. I can play old school counter strike and ut.
  17. You'd think he'd learned his lesson by now not to do that.
  18. I have a ps3. I play Oblivion a shit load. Gran Tursimo 5 Prologue and NCAA 08 football. I also own GTA but haven't played it for a long time. It's not hard to play gt5 together if you know when you're both logging into the race. I've done this with a couple different people, now. We usually do this on the phone, starting the same online race at the same time. Works 99% of the time. My name on there is the same: ImUrOBGYN Add me if you like.
  19. I've been watching Family Guy since it came out. 8 years is hardly a trend. And Guitar Hero is mildly entertaining, at best. My most hated pop culture trend is you complaining that everything is a trend. Or just you complaining.
  20. Thanks. Kinda weird the other show were new and not Family Guy. It's ok I guess, I didn't expect the new ones until next week, anyway. For Family Guy fans, have you heard a Cleveland spinoff is coming? Quite a few episodes have already been made and more purchased by Fox. I don't think it's coming out until next fall, though. Also, you may want to check this out. http://www.sethcomedy.com At least a dozen quick, random animation clips. Some are pretty funny.
  21. One of my old roomates had a green one. Like an olive color or some shit. Great little sleeper cars. Yours still have the little number plaque?
  22. Hell, you see the worker get the hell out of the way immediately? He knew what was coming already. It's funny and sad. Sad first. It's sad first. I meant sad first. Though, I feel WalMart could've enacted a better plan, I still feel a bit uncomfortable laying all the blame on them. Why kinda fucking person are you when you're part of the reason why a store has to implement some sort of security measures to keep a group of people from stampeding each other to death? And over what? FUCKING WALMART SHOPPING?!?!?! I want to line them all up single file; WalMart execs and stampeding assholes, alike, and strangle the hell out of them one by one until I either see the light of reason and understanding in their eyes or the lights go out*. *Disclaimer: Only until they're unconscious.
  23. They all deserved an ass beating. The insigators for instigating and not even doing it well. The couple in the Eclipse for even being baited into an altercation with a bunch of kids in the first place and then not even delivering a proper ass whippin.
  24. Imbue it with a bit of moisture and go off on it. It's not like all the THC evaporated. Dunno if this is the same article, but they found a decent amount of it to go around the group there. lol You know one of them had to have held on to a nug. Also, in Ohio, it's likely you'll receive a 6month license suspension along with the $100 fine and a must show in court. Plus, $30 license reinstating fee once the suspension is up. Just depends on where you go. Still, it is one of the more lax states. I know Mass. recently enacted new possession laws, as well. $100 fine and you don't even have to show up to court. Pay it through the mail and it's done. That's even easier than here. I'm close friends with a couple who live in Boston. He and a professor he works with at Harvard decided that meant they could stroll through the park blowing a fatty. lol I told them, given their positions, maybe they should wait on that a bit longer.
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